Psycho Lady Hockey » trades http://www.psycholadyhockey.com Stalking a hockey rink near you. Oh my! Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:48:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Top 10 Tuesday: 2010 NHL Trade Deadline Headlines http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-2010-nhl-trade-deadline-headlines/ http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-2010-nhl-trade-deadline-headlines/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:16:37 +0000 Psycho Lady http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/?p=541 Hi, remember Top 10 Tuesday? It’s been awhile, but I couldn’t resist making one this week in honour of the NHL trade deadline. It’s my *favourite* day of the year! This week I have compiled a list of mock trade announcements. That’s right, they’re FAKE like the goods on your least favourite hockey girlfriend. I feel like I shouldn’t have to specify this, but you never know these days with the YouPorners and such. Anyway, enjoy the list and have a Happy Trade Deadline tomorrow! P.S. Try not to be too sad that Puck Bunny Month is over.

10. With rumours that Dany Heatley is still upset with his amount of ice time in San Jose, the Sharks seek to trade him to St. Louis where he will subsequently be reassigned to the Alaska Aces of the ECHL. The Sharks feel that Heatley can have all the ice he wants in the great white north. They want nothing in return.

9. Upper management in Pittsburgh has decided to ship Sidney Crosby to the first Canadian team that makes an offer. The Penguins feel that Crosby’s life is endanger after his performance in the Vancouver 2010 gold medal game if he remains in Steel Town. So far only Minnesota has made an offer.

8. CBC has reported that the Leafs’ trade suggestion box (dumpster) behind the Air Canada Centre has overflowed for the third time since the Olympic break. MLSE is expected to pay the City of Toronto $1500 in fines for littering.

7. In true Edmonton hockey wife fashion, Hilary Duff has made a formal request that fiancé Mike Comrie be traded to an American NHL city. The spokesperson for the couple stated that Ms. Duff felt that her million dollar engagement ring was not safe in the sketchy part of Edmonton wherein Rexall Place is situated.

6. Sources in Atlanta state that Theo Fleury’s agent has been allegedly bargaining royalties to his book Playing with Fire in exchange for a tryout with the Thrashers in September.

5. The Florida Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning have agreed to swap teams. ProLine is currently taking bets on how long it will take for hockey fans to notice the difference.

4. The Anaheim Ducks hope the third time is the charm as they make moves to trade Joffrey Lupul for Chris Pronger again. The hockey world mourns the loss of the In the Loops blog.

3. In the wake of the bizarre love triangle in the Leafs dressing room, Brian Burke has announced his intent to move Mike Komisarek to less hostile territory. Phoenix has reportedly jumped at the opportunity. Finally, a place to push the Peter Mueller card!

2. Sharks scout, John Ferguson Jr, has allegedly been trying to convince GM Doug Wilson to let Chris Chelios retire in a San Jose jersey.

1. The New York Rangers have sought to clear some cap space by dealing Wade Redden to the Dallas Stars. In other news, Sean Avery was suspended indefinitely for referring to the Stars as his sloppy seconds.

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