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Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Top 10 Tuesday: Things I won’t miss about the National Hockey League.

Last week you got to check out my list of the things I will miss most about the National Hockey League during my 2010-11 season long sabbatical in South Korea. This week should be no surprise that I’m listing the ten things I won’t miss while I’m away. It was hard to actually come up with ten things! I also didn’t want to bore people by bringing up old conflicts again, but what can I say, it takes a lot of bullshit to drive a hockey addict to the other side of the world for a much needed vacation from the game. So, don’t be surprised that this list is a lot more venomous than the last. Try to enjoy. P.S. Better late than never! P.P.S. The top photo should not be misinterpreted that Sean Avery is one of the things that I won’t miss about the NHL because I definitely will miss him!

10. Ticket Prices

Especially at the Air Canada Centre and Madison Square Garden – Yowza!

9. Female puck bunnies, I mean… hockey fans… that pay good money to go to a hockey game (or not go), just so they can complain about the fact that my seats were close to the ice to rally support for their she-pig/mother-of-3 hate campaigns.

It would be more valuable for you to just focus on the game, ladies. Perhaps, you’ll learn that this season when I’m not around.

8. The Philadelphia Flyers feed on NHL Center Ice

It’s always the worst! Maybe it will be fixed when I get back.

7. Hockey wives and girlfriends

Particularly those of the rank-hag variety that are in the habit of illegally posting my personal shit online because they are insecure and have man hands and the face of a 40 year old football (only much, much bigger).

6. Liquid Gold

$13 for a domestic beer? Cripes!

5. Pre warm-up jitters.

Don’t ask me why, but before every game I have an internal freak out like I’m the one about to take to the ice in front of 20 000 people. I have not gone a single game without it.

4. The Springtime bandwagon rush.

You couldn’t be bothered in October, but now you’ll steal my tickets right from under me? Me no dink doh!

3. The “situation” in Phoenix.

Enough with the empty threats! When did Winnipeg get a second chance, let alone a million?

2. Twitter-Blog stalkers.

Among others.

1. Jock Sniffers.

“Friends” that will throw you under the bus if they think it means an NHL player might like them more if they were ever to meet.

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Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Top 10 Tuesday: Things I’ll miss about the National Hockey League.

Top 10 Tuesday is back! Well, maybe! Who knows how long I can keep this going while I’m in Korea. Anyway, I’ll keep this short. This week I thought I’d get back into the swing of things with a list of some of my favourite things around the National Hockey League that I will miss during my absence in 2010-11. Try and guess what next week’s list will be… Enjoy!

10. The frozen alcoholic drink wall at Joe Louis Arena

Jungle Juice, baby!

9. The Philadelphia Flyers dancing guy

The Flyers may not have a mascot, but they do have a big guy in an orange shirt!

8. The Air Canada Centre Platinum Club

You pay enough for the game; you deserve to be treated like royalty!

7. The national anthems at HSBC Arena (and the $5 CANADIAN beer)

Sorry Chi-town, but Buffalo salutes my homeland at EVERY home game. Picture: Post $5 Canadian beer.

6. Scotiabank Place poutine.

The arena is shit, but the food doesn’t have to be.

5. Don and Ron

I doubt I have to give an actual explanation for this one.

4. Hawks and Habs fans

The most attractive fan bases in the league period…the players aren’t so bad either…

3. Mellon Arena

It may be run down and the site of a drunken episode or two, but it’s still sad to think that none of us will get to see another Pens game at the Igloo.

2. Pierre McGuire’s sexually suggestive commentary

He’s a monster!

1. Getting around.

23 X’s on that map, and only 7 more to go. Until we meet again National Hockey League…

1a) Damien Cox

CRAP! Damien Cox was supposed to make this list! So I have to throw him the top spot subsection a). I love the guy! He makes reading the morning newspaper a little better each day!

Honourable Mention: Shit disturbing.

Couldn’t decide which pic to go with so I just gave it to Dougie hahahahaha!

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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Top 10 Tuesday: 2010 NHL Trade Deadline Headlines

Hi, remember Top 10 Tuesday? It’s been awhile, but I couldn’t resist making one this week in honour of the NHL trade deadline. It’s my *favourite* day of the year! This week I have compiled a list of mock trade announcements. That’s right, they’re FAKE like the goods on your least favourite hockey girlfriend. I feel like I shouldn’t have to specify this, but you never know these days with the YouPorners and such. Anyway, enjoy the list and have a Happy Trade Deadline tomorrow! P.S. Try not to be too sad that Puck Bunny Month is over.

10. With rumours that Dany Heatley is still upset with his amount of ice time in San Jose, the Sharks seek to trade him to St. Louis where he will subsequently be reassigned to the Alaska Aces of the ECHL. The Sharks feel that Heatley can have all the ice he wants in the great white north. They want nothing in return.

9. Upper management in Pittsburgh has decided to ship Sidney Crosby to the first Canadian team that makes an offer. The Penguins feel that Crosby’s life is endanger after his performance in the Vancouver 2010 gold medal game if he remains in Steel Town. So far only Minnesota has made an offer.

8. CBC has reported that the Leafs’ trade suggestion box (dumpster) behind the Air Canada Centre has overflowed for the third time since the Olympic break. MLSE is expected to pay the City of Toronto $1500 in fines for littering.

7. In true Edmonton hockey wife fashion, Hilary Duff has made a formal request that fiancé Mike Comrie be traded to an American NHL city. The spokesperson for the couple stated that Ms. Duff felt that her million dollar engagement ring was not safe in the sketchy part of Edmonton wherein Rexall Place is situated.

6. Sources in Atlanta state that Theo Fleury’s agent has been allegedly bargaining royalties to his book Playing with Fire in exchange for a tryout with the Thrashers in September.

5. The Florida Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning have agreed to swap teams. ProLine is currently taking bets on how long it will take for hockey fans to notice the difference.

4. The Anaheim Ducks hope the third time is the charm as they make moves to trade Joffrey Lupul for Chris Pronger again. The hockey world mourns the loss of the In the Loops blog.

3. In the wake of the bizarre love triangle in the Leafs dressing room, Brian Burke has announced his intent to move Mike Komisarek to less hostile territory. Phoenix has reportedly jumped at the opportunity. Finally, a place to push the Peter Mueller card!

2. Sharks scout, John Ferguson Jr, has allegedly been trying to convince GM Doug Wilson to let Chris Chelios retire in a San Jose jersey.

1. The New York Rangers have sought to clear some cap space by dealing Wade Redden to the Dallas Stars. In other news, Sean Avery was suspended indefinitely for referring to the Stars as his sloppy seconds.

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Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Top 10 Tuesday: Another year older, another year sexier.

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! It’s hard to believe that there has already been a full year of Psycho Lady Hockey in the history books. I have had some great and some horrible memories of these first 365 days. This week’s list recounts some of the greatest and more significant moments that this Psycho Lady has experienced since I first opened that account on Blogger not so long ago. Buckle your seatbelts for another cheesy clips installment of Top 10 Tuesday! Enjoy!

10. First Blog Entry

For a couple months I had been contemplating starting a blog. After the producers and the possible TV shows, I was advised to create a site as a place to post my research material while I was off on my hockey excursions. On January 26, 2009, Psycho Lady Hockey was born. Writing that first blog entry on my life in hockey up until the starting point of the site took me hours. I don’t think I have ever been so nervous about something I was writing before that post – 30 page university papers included! Luckily, after my first few posts, I started to loosen up, and just have fun with the content that you have all grown to love, or obsessively hate. Either way.

9. Saved and Nearly Killed by My Flyers Fuzzy Dice

Technically, being saved by my Flyers fuzzy dice happened a couple weeks before the birth of this site, however, the tale was the topic of my third blog post. Speeding on my way to Philadelphia, I was pulled over by Officer McHotterson, who used my Flyers dice as a way to avoid giving me a pretty hefty speeding ticket. Two months later, in Newark, these same dice attracted some unwanted attention from some crazed Devils fans. I was beginning to understand the magnitude of the New York area fandom. Like I’ve said many times, I haven’t seen a rivalry as intense as Islanders-Rangers-Devils. They love to hate each other, and everyone else, even if that team is nowhere to be found.

8. Arizona Prophecy

It’s probably impossible for any of you to actually grasp the Arizona Prophecy because I’ve kept quite a few details out of my posts. Nevertheless, the Arizona Prophecy prompted severe action from me because of the timing of the events. As a hockey fan, I was going to be traveling for hockey no matter what. It didn’t seem like such a bad thing that I switch to a team that was located in an area that I was supposedly linked to in some way. It’s kind of like those forwards you get in your inbox that promise that if you don’t pass it on to twenty people, bad luck will befall you. You know it’s highly unlikely that you’re going to be miserable for the next ten years if you don’t pass it on, but part of you keeps thinking, “What if I just delete this email and horrible things DO happen to me for the next ten years.” Sure it might not happen, but, if it did, wouldn’t you kick yourself knowing that this simple act may have prevented the misfortune. I guess that’s kind of how I approached the Arizona Prophecy. All I needed was a hockey team; Phoenix just provided me with the insurance of keeping all my bases covered.

7. Mystical 6 Game Road Trip

My first major adventure after the switch in team allegiance. The mystical six game roadie happened spontaneously after a two day trip to Boston, to see the Flyers play, turned into an eleven day quest. For these eleven days, I was pretty much out of contact with the world. My family had to resort to tracking me via Psycho Lady Hockey, just to see where I was. Ah, the days before my next game information required top secret clearance. For the first time in my life, hockey began to feel like a life or death thing. I traveled by car, rental car, and planes between Boston, Buffalo, New York, Detroit, and New Jersey. This was definitely one of the craziest, and most sleep deprived trips of my life! Thank goodness for over packing! This event also brought the first wave of Psycho Lady fans to the surface. Until that point, I had only heard from the odd reader. But once I began posting about this adventure, I had messages flooding in demanding to know what happened next.

6. Infamy in Pittsburgh

After a rough and regretful trip to Anaheim last season, I arrived in Pittsburgh tired, hungry, and with dysfunctional hair extensions. We buzzed around downtown Pittsburgh looking for a place for me to get emergency hair surgery (seeing as I looked like a scarecrow with my Calgary Flames Cowgirl hat). After the operation, we had but a few precious moments to get to the rink, and made the first mistake of downing a bottle of bubbly in our haste. The game is a blur of free beer, nachos, and fans whispering about drunk Canadians. After the game, I unleashed the fury on an unsuspecting Pittsburgh Penguin, only to wind up lying in a bed in one of Britney Spears’s tour buses. The next morning was unpleasant to say the least.

5. New Mission

Up until the mystical six game road trip, I had only been traveling out of convenience as a super fan. Seeing as my team was Philly, and I lived in Toronto, I basically only traveled to the most unchallenging locations to see my team play. I tried not to miss any Flyers games in Montreal, Ottawa, Buffalo, and Toronto. But other than those cities, Philadelphia was really the only location I was frequenting. After I switched teams, and went on this crazy adventure, I started to realize that visiting all the arenas at least once is something that I would really enjoy doing! This new mission also gave me an idea for a new book, however, I don’t think it’s fair for me to even begin writing it until the last eleven rinks are under my belt!

4. Taking the Road Show Over Seas

In another one of my crazed moves of the 08-09 NHL season, I found myself on a last minute flight to Zurich for the IIHF World Championship. Let me tell you, going to Europe by yourself can really get lonely. I was watching a lot of Euro MTV a.k.a. one of two English speaking channels (the other being CNN). The most amusing thing about this trip was that I didn’t tell anyone that I was going. Instead I told my family that I was in Pittsburgh for the Flyers series during the playoffs. I chose Pittsburgh instead of Montreal because I knew that if my family thought I was in the States, they wouldn’t bother trying to call my cell phone, thus, not hearing the give away beeping sound that you receive on calls to Europe. No one caught onto my lie for three whole months, until a German receipt fell out of my purse, and I was found out.

3. Welcome to Twitter

At the end of June, I decided to finally join Twitter. I didn’t really see what the point of Twitter was for someone who didn’t have her own business or anything like that, until I realized that I could use it to meet other hockey fans. I don’t think the offseason will ever be the same again. Meeting hockey fans from all over the world made those normally (emotionally) volatile three months a lot more bearable. Twitter also became a great way to compliment my work on Psycho Lady Hockey. If you’re an avid reader, but not following me on Twitter, you should be. It will help you bridge some of the gaps!

2. Psycho Lady Hockey Becomes Too Popular

Apparently. By early October, the jealous underbelly of wannabe puck bunnies began to come out of the woodwork in an attempt to “destroy” me, I guess. Textbook puck bunny behaviour. Hate on anything that might be getting what they not-so-secretly desire. From stalking me daily both on my blog and on Twitter, to spreading rumours about things their mental disorders thought they read on my site, to mounting campaigns to get the other lowly mirror-breakers to join forces in a “mass” unfollow, the Psycho Lady Anti-Fan Club has only succeeded in sensationalizing me to catastrophic numbers as far as they are concerned. If that wasn’t amusing enough, a couple of them have taken to trying to isolate individuals who are outwardly supportive of this website and my existence. Won’t make any friends that way, my girls. Keep up the good work, you’re making my job a whole lot easier.

1. Ducks Fans and Players Show Me a Sign

The Anaheim fans, maybe the most enthusiastic fans in the league, were quick to jump on my Show Me a Sign campaign. In true Ducks fashion, these ladies went above and beyond in their pitch to get me to join their ranks. Not only did they make an amazing and glittery game sign, but they also managed to get Ducks players, George Parros and Joffrey Lupul, to model their handy work. I was obviously quickly sold on the Anaheim club after this gesture. The bar was set very high right out of the gates with this contest. Which reminds me, if you are attempting to make a game sign in the near future, make it small. There have been a few reported incidents of Psycho Lady signs being confiscated at the door due to size.

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Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Top 10 Tuesday: How to tell if your hockey girlfriend is a gold-digging pig.

I never thought any professional hockey players would bother to read my site, but I’m often surprised to hear stories about how my modest little website has made its way around the game. So, this week’s Top 10 Tuesday is for the players. Hockey players, as well as any individual in a prominent position in society, have the “problem” of being wanted solely for superficial and materialistic reasons. Of course, not everyone thinks this is a problem. There are a lot of insecure players out there that think if they walk around with a Louis Vuitton porn doll on their arm that people will know how well they must be doing even if it’s not showing on the ice. Unfortunately, the only people that envy the trophy pig factor are other douche bags, but luckily, the world is not in short supply of those. Anyway, for the players’ that want something more for their lives, but feel that they need help in spotting the tell tale pig signs in their current “girlfriends,” this list is for them! Enjoy!

10. She decided it would be cool to talk like you and your hockey buddies, “Sick dangle. I knew you’d snipe tonight. You’re a WHEEL!” She also calls you by your hockey nickname instead of your real name.

9. She has a long history of trying to get “famous” or “trap a celebrity” with various schemes like, “modeling,” dating other athletes and leaking sex tapes with them, and even working on TV and/or in sports. Big surprise, as soon as you came sniffing around, she was no longer all that interested in her “career.”

8. She’s opportunistic, and makes sure she has to be by your side at all key moments like holidays, injuries, and trades – just like a real wife (or mommy) would do.

7. She doesn’t trust you because she sees you as a golden ticket that she absolutely cannot lose. That’s why she conveniently decides to book a trip to see you play on the road in the city closest to where you (and your women) live in the offseason.

6. Behind your back, she brags about how your “famous” hockey friends are her friends. Sometimes she even tries to make it sound like she was invited to their weddings personally (even though she has never met them), and not simply listed on your invitation as a “plus one.”

5. She’s more concerned with tweeting (bragging) about your relationship than she is about you. For example, you’re injured and in the hospital, so naturally she needs to tweet about how she has rushed to your side. You’d think someone who was sincerely distressed would be too overcome with the situation to have the thought or the time to tweet about it…hmm?

4. She does embarrassing things at MANDATORY charity events like hogging the camera so she doesn’t have to actually help out, while gushing about how all the less fortunate kids are just so excited and impressed with the fact that she is your girlfriend. Umm, no; they were excited because they were getting toys delivered by the charity, but thanks for coming out.

3. Ever since day one she has tried really hard to look like she is on the same level as you are financially. She drives the same make of car, and you never see her with the same designer shoes or bags twice. You won’t think she’s after your money if you think she already has it. Fake it ‘til you make it!

2. She single handedly destroys your fan base because she uses her “girlfriend status” to rub your money/lifestyle in their faces. As a result, you’ve begun to hear multiple people refer to you as a joke simply because you’re dating her. There goes your hopes of being the next fan favourite!

1. She’s American. She didn’t know who you were, and only cared once you told her you played pro hockey. If you had given your NHL ID to your childhood friend or your brother, it’d be their boys she’d be s*cking. The end.

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    • NHL Rinks Stalked

      [47] Air Canada Centre
      [08] Wells Fargo Center
      [06] First Niagara Center
      [05] Scotiabank Place
      [05] Joe Louis Arena
      [04] Prudential Center
      [03] TD Banknorth Garden
      [03] Honda Center
      [02] Xcel Energy Center
      [02] Tampa Bay Times Forum
      [02] Pepsi Center
      [02] Nassau Coliseum
      [02] Bell Centre
      [01] Verizon Center
      [01] United Center
      [01] Staples Center
      [01] Scottrade Center
      [01] PNC Arena
      [01] Nationwide Arena
      [01] Madison Square Garden
      [01] Jobing.com Arena
      [01] HP Pavilion
      [01] CONSOL Energy Center
      [01] Bridgestone Arena
      [01] BankAtlantic Center
      [01] American Airlines Center
      [02] Mellon Arena*
      [01] Maple Leaf Gardens*
      *Indicates Inactive Facility

    • OHL Rinks Stalked

      [28] Kitchener Auditorium
      [10] Hershey Centre
      [09] Gatorade Complex
      [08] Sleeman Centre
      [03] John Labatt Centre
      [02] Powerade Centre
      [02] GM Centre
      [01] Yardmen Arena
      [01] WFCU Centre
      [01] RBC Centre
      [01] K-Rock Centre
      [01] J. Benson Cartage Centre
      [01] Bayshore Arena
      [01] Barrie Molson Centre
      [41] St. Michael's Arena*
      [01] London Ice House*
      *Indicates Inactive Facility

    • AHL Rinks Stalked

      [64] Ricoh Coliseum
      [08] Van Andel Arena
      [08] Copps Coliseum
      [05] Bradley Center
      [04] Quicken Loans Arena
      [02] Scope Arena
      [01] AT&T Center
      [01] Allstate Arena
      [01] Cincinnati Gardens*
      *Indicates Inactive Facility

    • Other Rinks Stalked

      [03] Yokohama Skate Center
      [02] Arena Zurich-Kloten
      [01] U of T Varisty Arena
      [01] Nikko Kirifuri Ice Arena
      [01] Anyang Sports Complex

    • Game Stats (League)

      [320] Total Games
      [109] NHL
      [109] OHL
      [094] AHL
      [005] ALIH
      [002] IIHF
      [001] OUA

    • Game Stats (Country)

      [320] Total Games
      [239] Canada
      [074] United States
      [004] Japan
      [002] Switzerland
      [001] South Korea

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