Psycho Lady Hockey » Top 10 Tuesday http://www.psycholadyhockey.com Stalking a hockey rink near you. Oh my! Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:48:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Top 10 Tuesday: Hockey Halloween Costumes http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-hockey-halloween-costumes/ http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-hockey-halloween-costumes/#comments Mon, 31 Oct 2011 11:10:50 +0000 Psycho Lady http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/?p=1160 Somewhere on the Eastern shore of Japan Boo! Even though Halloween is practically over here in Japan, I know you kids over in NHL Land are just waking up to all the ghoulish fun that October 31st has to offer. So, in honour of this demonic day, I’ve thrown together (rather quickly, I might add) a special Halloween edition of Top 10 Tuesday for those of you that are in desperate need of some last minute costume ideas. Enjoy, and good luck! And for all you guys out there, I hope the chick dressed the sluttiest at your Halloween party gives you her digits (among other things)! Happy Halloween!!!

10. Mike Ricci After Spa

So fresh and so clean, clean…

9. Generic Puck Bunny

Re: Top Photo – Don’t judge me!

8. Commissioner Gary Bettman

Oooh spooky!

7. Scott Hartnell Playoff Edition

Be at your best, and hairiest all night long!

6. Dr. Jacques Plante

Phh-phh-phhh-phhhhhh….

5. Don Cherry on a Saturday

Now you, too, can dress like Grapes for Halloween without having to blow a million bucks on a ridiculous suit!

4. Mike Zigomanis and Jiri Tlusty at the SAME TIME.

Give it up for Amateur Night, ladies and gentlemen!

3. Random Flyers Fan

The Halloween costume that ensures you’ll weaken the bladder of all those you come in contact with.

2. Southern Market Hockey Wife and/or Girlfriend

What big paws you have…

1. Count Bobby Clarke

He vaaants to breaaaak your ankle mwah ha ha ha….

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10. “Put that in your pipe, you left-wing kooks!”

“Actually, I’m wearing pinko for all the pinkos out there that ride bicycles and everything. I thought I’d get it in… I’ve been bein’ ripped to shreds by the left-wing pinko newspapers out there. It’s unbelievable. One guy called me a jerk in a pink suit, so I thought I’d wear that for him, too, today.”

9. On fan antics hitting below the belt…

“There’s only one thing I’ve gotta ask you guys, if the glass wasn’t there, would you do it? I don’t think so. Smarten up! You look like jerks!”

8. On fighting avec visor…

“Buttercup, you cannot do stuff like that! If you’re gonna be a tough guy, get the visor off! There’s nothing wrong with visors. You’ve made your priority safety. It’s alright with me. But that to me, and I hate to say it, is a cowardly act.”

7. “Is this Hockey Night in Canada or Hockey Night in Russia?”

“They suck, and they always have sucked!”

6. A heartfelt apology for yet another questionable remark on Russian hockey players…

“All I’ve got to say is this. All-all-all I’ve got to say is this. And I don’t wanna go into it. I meant and did every word I said. And I don’t regret one word I said. You got it? I meant every word of it? Got it? And that’s it! That’s it from Coach’s Corner. Let’s go, Paul! We are through on Coach’s Corner. Got it?”

5. He likes the Christmas Jesus the best…

“I have to say it. December 25th Baby Jesus birthday. I love Santa, but let’s not be silly!”

4. A man crush on Colton Orr and a flowery suit… “I better watch the way I talk in this jacket.”

“Watch this guy. This is how fighters get ready. This is how they get ready. This is a MAN! This is a GUY! This is a guy you’d like at the end of the trench. How do you like that? *giggles* Isn’t that beauty?”

3. Advice for female hockey fans… “What a wimp!”

“When you come to the games, keep your eyes on the puck! And I’m tellin’ ya, I’ve seen some awful smacks, and it’s always a woman yappin’ away there. Look at the game!”

2. On Russian hockey players…

“They’re nothin’! N-O-T-H-I-N Nothin’! Canada! Number 1!”

1. “Are you saying Natives have an inferiority complex?”

“Fair shake in life? Go out and get your own fair shake and work for it! Don’t gimme that stuff!”

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10. Sami Lepisto in a suit.

I like my hockey players the way I like my chicken wings… SPICY! Arriba!

9. Sami Lepisto out of doors.

Also available indoors.

8. Sami Lepisto on a plane.

Or a boat, mother fuckers.

7. Sami Lepisto with a scratch.

He’s a lover not a fighter, clearly…

6. Sami Lepisto (fairly) clean shaven.

Hello… why didn’t you play for the Kitchener Rangers in 2002?!

5. Sami Lepisto with 4 days worth of stubble.

At least I hope that’s 4 days worth and not something ridiculous like a year…

4. Sami Lepisto at minimum smolder.

Oooh….

3. Sami Lepisto at medium smolder.

Ahhh…..

2. Sami Lepisto at maximum smolder.

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!

1. Sami Lepisto bringing his A-game.

…… *quietly discards Leafs jersey.*

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10. Ryan Strome & Mr. Burns


I don’t know that I personally agree with it, but it is the consensus around Niagara! You can catch top prospect, Mr. Strome, in the 2011 NHL Entry Draft later this month. Excellent…

9. Hal Gill & David Clarkson


The dynamic duo of studliness. I’d go to both of these places. Now if only we could get them on the same team!

8. GM Garth Snow & Mitt Romney


Separated at birth? Faithful Islanders fans sure seem to think so!

7. Atlanta Thrashers & Winnipeg Jets


Hmm… who do the Coyotes look like now?

6. Dustin Boyd & A young Justin Timberlake


He’s bringing sexy back, yeah…

5. Scottie Upshall & Kermit the Frog


Upshall is no stranger to my Top 10 Lookalikes list, but I feel that this is my most accurate portrayal of him to date!

4. Mike Richards & Ryan Gosling


If you ladies didn’t already love Mike Richards, I bet you do now! I should also note that Gosling looks eerily like the Scottish-Australian in that picture! Sometimes I’m a very lucky girl.

3. Sami Lepisto & Somewhere I’d go if given the chance ;)


WINK WINK ;) ;)

2. Mike Thomas & Hacksaw Jim Duggan


Ample man-fur is the trait clearly binding 2011 Memorial Cup winner, Mike Thomas, and Hacksaw together on this list.

1. Tim Thomas & An actual PIMP


Enough said.

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10. Excitable

“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!”

9. Mild Disappointment

“He scored 50 goals. I thought it’d be bigger.”

8. Survival

“I was only joking about another expansion….Oh wait, you guys thought I was serious….hee hee that’s silly…..”


7. Embarrassed

“Ack! I hope no one notices that I got stiff from the sound of my own voice.”

6. Intimidation

The money shot.

5. Sad

Sad face :(

4. Sudden Anxiety

“Oh no! I forgot to wash my hands after my ‘visit’ to the Pens locker room!”

3. Unimpressed

“I’m usually a top!”

2. Playing Strange or Shy

Not to be confused with a Mr. Bean impersonation.

1. Crafty

Creating a clever diversion.

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