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Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

New York (Day 3): Big day, big sign?

Of course it had to rain on what was supposed to be my big day of exploring Manhattan with my friend, Nick. I managed to get myself to Penn station without getting too wet, and quickly bought a good for nothing, red umbrella. The day started off with pizza at Lombardi’s followed by delicious “designer” rice pudding. This stuff was so good, it was like eating warm, chunky ice cream…OK, maybe that description didn’t make it sound overly appetizing, but it was honestly one of the best things I’ve ever put in my mouth *zing.* I had the Drugs, Sex, and Rocky Road flavour!

After lunch, I wobbled along behind Nick as he showed me the parts of Manhattan that I’ve never seen before, like the Brooklyn Bridge (where we encountered a surly cyclist and it reminded me of home), Ground Zero, the Statue of Liberty, and everywhere in between. Here’s his joke I was going to include in the New York Top 10 that would have gone up today, “Not using a condom with a hooker is like driving through New Jersey in a convertible.” HA!

It was kind of strange that on our six hour excursion, I kept seeing the date October 28th everywhere I looked. On tombstones, on buildings, on the side walk, everywhere. It was to the point that I finally stopped and asked if the date had some significance to the city. He said it didn’t, and wanted to know why I asked. I was curious about it because October 28 is the feast day of St. Jude. We both agreed that this was weird, in fact, getting a look at my medallion was one of the first things he wanted to see when we finally sat down at Lombardi’s.

After coffee we went our separate ways, I was supposed to meet up with Michelle again for dinner at 6:30PM. I had a few moments to spare so I thought I’d run up to my room and try to undo the damage that the rain had done to my hair – I failed miserably in that mission. Michelle texted me because she was running late, so I decided to check up on my “business” emails. When I signed in one of my biggest wishes was waiting in my inbox, which would turn out to be a possible LARGE sign warning against leaving the Phoenix Coyotes.

I had finally received notice that my dream job was pushing me forward in the recruitment process. Last season, as I was nearing the end of my university career, I had to finally sit down and have that internal monologue with myself about what I wanted to do with my life. The obvious ideas were writing and hockey, but I’ve worked in hockey, and the experience was nightmarish, and truthfully, I only like to write about hockey culture. The one thing that really depressed me about entering the work force was having to give up the lifestyle that I had become accustomed to in my hockey operations. Finally, the ideal career for my personality dawned on me and I became determined to get into that field no matter what. When I returned home from the 2009 IIHF World Championship in Zurich, I took the first step in what was promised to be at least a year long, extensive recruitment process. I cannot discuss the job in detail, in fact, I probably shouldn’t be talking about it at all, but let’s just say the last time I heard from them was at the end of July, and I was beginning to worry that I was being weeded out.

So, how does this affect the Coyotes? Like I said, this job is VERY important to me. It is the one thing that I would be willing to sacrifice anything for. If I had this career, I would be content to be single for the rest of my life if it came down to that. I could even see myself giving up hockey. But these people mean business, there is no negotiation. When they say come, you come. My notification was telling me that I was to report to the next stage of the process bright and early in a week and a half for a daylong event of God only knows. If I do not report, then I’m out of the candidacy, which will bar me from reapplying for another year. Wouldn’t you know that the date I have to report is while I am away in the potential new team’s city.

I got on the phone as soon as I got the news, and had to change my travel plans to ensure that I was back in Toronto on time. $200 later… The funny thing was that I knew when I saw the new team’s schedule that I wasn’t meant to deviate from the desert dogs. It was because of this fact that I noted that hitting this city after my Colorado game was a safe bet for me, and that really sold me on going in the first place. I’m not going to jump to any conclusions yet. The Coyotes have yet to redeem themselves to me, and it may end up that I take a break from road games for a little while with ANY team. Anyway, like I said Monday night, I’m not back with Phoenix, and I’m not discounting the possibility of joining the ranks with the potential new team’s fans either. I guess we’ll have to wait and see, but all I know is that this “sign,” if it is one, is trying to keep me out of the new team’s city. I guess we’ll see what happens November 5th – 8th.

I wish I had received word about this event a day sooner so I could have gone out and bought a new suit. I haven’t had to wear a suit for work since I worked for Maple Leaf Sports. Oh well! Anyway, after I sorted things out on Expedia, Michelle and I went out for some pasta and wine, and a solid six hours of hockey related girl talk. It was lots of fun! We were so engrossed in our hockey discussion that, after we were ushered out of the restaurant, we stood on the street at Times Square, IN THE RAIN, for over an hour to continue the gossip. We have the best stories!

When I finally got back to my room, it was really late, and I had to put off posting the Top 10 and the Day 3 entry because I wanted to actually get some sleep that night so I wouldn’t die on my way to St. Louis. Never the less, I was still exhausted the next morning, and felt a genuine sadness for having to leave New York.

Top Photo: Nick wanted a picture of my sweet ass Psycho Lady Hockey hoodie. Eat your heart out, Sean Avery! Don’t think I haven’t noticed that your logo looks suspiciously like mine!

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Monday, October 26th, 2009

New York (Day 2): Game Day #1 Coyotes@Rangers –Tipping the scale in more ways than one.

Tonight’s Coyotes loss to the New York Rangers was my first ever game at Madison Square Garden, and I am pleased to announce that I have officially tipped the scales in my efforts to visit all the NHL rinks (for games – it doesn’t count if I’m there for another event). MSG marks my sixteenth current NHL rink visited to date! I know that doesn’t seem overly impressive, but you have to remember that several of those rinks I have visited on multiple occasions!

My first MSG experience was decent for the most part. The rink was OK, but the atmosphere was electric minus the guy sitting next to me who was ACTUALLY sleeping. For the warm up, I had met up with a couple Rangers-Coyotes fans that I had met on Long Island for the Coyotes/Islanders match up a.k.a. game #4 of my mystical six game road trip last season. They kept warning me that the building gets really loud and the fans go crazy, but I still wasn’t prepared for the intensity when the Rangers scored their first goal. The Rangers goal song brought back memories of high school and my few seasons spent as a Kitchener Rangers regular. The Kitchener Rangers, once the New York Rangers farm team, use the same goal song (or at least they did back then). I used to love that song! If I squinted my eyes and looked across the barn, I could have been back home at the Kitchener Memorial Auditorium. I swear I could even feel my virginity being threatened all over again, but that may also have had something to do with the fact that the guy sitting on the other side of me was fully trying to pick me up for the entire sixty minutes of regulation.

After the game, I went out in search of the perfect street meat, and by “street meat” I don’t mean a male hooker. We Torontonians are very particular about our street meat. If you can believe it, my friends and I actually have an inventory of suitable hot dog stands around the city. I have been having a nasty craving for one, but unfortunately, my needs have yet to be satisfied, as I saw something shiny down 42nd and decided to go investigate. My operations led me to an insane gelato bar –you should have seen the flavours! The guy working there decided to start handing me samples of every single flavour, and there must have been at least forty. He said it was his mission to get me drunk. They specialized in alcoholic gelato. I ordered up a large helping so I could get three flavours. It was hard to pick only three when they had flavours like Captain Crunch and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I finally decided on pumpkin, Nutella and toffee, and, my favourite, Jack Daniels and chocolate brownie (you know how I love my whiskey). After I was given my mountain of gelato, another guy working there asked me if I would “model” it for their “website.” I’m not going to tell you the name of the place because I don’t even want to know what these pictures look like, so I don’t want you looking for them. I’m actually QUITE camera shy. Anyway, they had me display my delicious acquisition in a few different locations in the store, and EVENTUALLY I was free to go.

If the walk back to my hotel wasn’t annoying enough with the mountain of gelato melting faster than I could inhale it, the random marriage proposals every ten feet were enough to irritate the hell out of me. Mostly, I found it irritating because I was trying to eat. I had actually said (before I left) that NYC would be the perfect place to find a husband/this Arizona guy. I could easily live here. Alas, tonight the food was more important! And my scale tipping in the weight department didn’t begin with the gelato, it started earlier today when I met up with a friend for lunch and discovered that one of the loves of my life was on the menu – grilled cheese with bacon. I am quite fond of anything that has both cheese and bacon on it! And, naturally, I had to have some raspberry New York style cheesecake for dessert! Ay yi yi! Oh well, real men are chubby chasers!

Anyway, enough about food. I’m getting hungry! I can’t wait to post this entry, go to sleep, and wake up to my next meal! Tonight at the game, I started to see one of my suspicions materialize before my eyes. I suspected that a change of heart on my decision to leave the Coyotes was coming, and I could feel my heart warming to the idea. I’m not saying I’m back with them or anything like that – they didn’t give me anything to work with tonight. But they still have a few games to try to convince me not to leave. I don’t know, I think part of me felt bad for them tonight. It wasn’t because they had their asses handed to them, I was already feeling this call to nurture in the wee minutes of the warm ups. Weird. I guess we’ll see. The mule still lives, and that’s the main point against them.

Speaking of the game, MSG scored big points with me when they played I Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor by Arctic Monkeys during the game. Arctic Monkeys are one of my never-embark-on-a-road-trip-without bands, and I greatly associate their music with my hockey misadventures. So, I leave you tonight with the above mentioned song. It’s one of my favourites!

Stop making the eyes at me, I’ll stop making the eyes at you. What it is that surprises me is that I don’t really want you to…

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Sunday, October 25th, 2009

New York (Day 1): I’m in Manhattan, trick!

There is an Expedia conspiracy afoot! It seems that I always have a rude awakening a day or two prior to my departure, when my itinerary is emailed to me, and I discover that I have booked yet another ridiculously early flight. A 6AM flight isn’t so bad if it’s local, but my airport of choice is Buffalo Niagara, which means that I’m leaving home between two and three in the morning to ensure that I actually get on that plane.

I knew that I wouldn’t be sleeping Saturday night, so I tried my hardest to sleep in that day. Unfortunately, I couldn’t shake this terrible feeling that I was having about my Coyotes adventure, and I couldn’t sleep past ten no matter how hard I tried. I was tired and worried when I pulled up to the Queenston-Lewiston Bridge. While I waited for the car in front of me to be released, I was fretting about what I was going to say to the border guard. It has been my experience that, according to US Security, single females are not allowed to have an interest in sports. My career as a hockey addict has caused all sorts of drama at the border. Last season, they searched my car twice in one week! However, my experience crossing into the States this time around was (pleasantly) interesting to say the least. Here’s the actual dialogue:

Guard: Where do you live?
Me: Toronto
Guard: Purpose for your business in the States?
Me: Umm *cute voice* hockey games (then I get this standard, “How do you wanna play this?” look on my face).
Guard: Oh, right, of course! I should have known.
Me: *confused by this response*
Guard: Aren’t you some sort of reporter?
Me: Uhh…I have a website…
Guard: Yeah, and a book, right?
Me: Yes…have I been to you before?
(Now, I’m asking the questions, eh?)
Guard: Yes, it must have been close to a year ago now. You liked the Flyers. Why’d you switch teams to Phoenix?
Me: Well, it’s kind of a long story…
Guard: *Rests his head in his hands and leans out the window waiting for me to spill it*
Me: *quickly tries to think of the shortest and least crazy way to explain the story* Well, these psychics told me that I’m supposed to be with some guy who’s connected to Arizona, but I knew I wouldn’t go there unless it was for hockey. So, when the Flyers made a trade there in March, I took it as the *spirit fingers* sign that I was supposed to switch teams. Still haven’t found the guy, though.
Guard: So, are you going ALL the way to Phoenix? (Notice he’s just asking me this now.)
Me: No, I’m going to New York and St. Louis, they are playing there this week!
Guard: Oh, really? That will be fun. Have a safe trip!

Am I kind of a big deal in Buffalo? I thought this encounter was even weirder than the guy who knew who I was at the Coyotes/Sabres game two weeks ago!

I arrived at the airport about twenty minutes later and got a killer parking spot. This is Lynx’s first overnight stay at Buffalo Niagara, and a mother worries. I seriously walked back to the car four times to make sure he was safe and locked up. Anyway, after I was checked in and had devoured a delicious greasy breakfast sandwich, we all received word that our flight was delayed an hour because the crew members were resting. Great. BNIA is one of the worst airports for killing time. There’s NOTHING to do, and I was starting to get tired. What was worse was that I couldn’t even catch a quick nap on the plane because I was sitting next to one of those smelly types that want to blurt random shit to you the whole way there – SHUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPP!

The plane landed at 8AM and I was barely alive. I was exhausted from lack of sleep and just wanted to check in to my hotel and pass out for a few hours. Surprise! My room wasn’t going to be ready until 3PM! I didn’t know how I was going to stick it out until then. I stumbled around Fifth Avenue like a cracked out former child star visiting from Hollywood’s, Where Are They Now? list – big sunglasses, the works.

I decided to kill some time and visit the St. Jude shrine at St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Two years ago, I came to Manhattan for the first time with my mom for her birthday. I had planned the trip to take her to the Meatloaf concert at MSG, but come game time, we found out the fat man was sick and cancelled the show! Anyway, we had visited St. Pat’s, and that was really the first time I had heard the story of St. Jude, so I figured I should go back, light a candle, visit the gift shop, all that good stuff. I stayed for the noon mass as well, and, boy, was that ever a mistake. If you’re tired, don’t expect church to perk you up. I think I actually did a head bob at one time – eek!

The weirdest moment happened when a woman visiting from Arkansas came over to ask me some details about the Cathedral. I was waiting for the 10:15 mass to clear out so I could go to the shrines. She was waiting for the noon mass, and said she was going to walk around outside until it started. I told her that there were a bunch of shrines inside if she needed something to do, and mentioned that they even had a St. Jude. “St. Jude?” she said rather surprised, “That’s my parish in Arkansas!” Hmm. I thought this was strange considering the volume of traffic in the Cathedral. She could have talked to anyone, but she talked to me. It would appear as though I had attracted St. Jude to me again.

There was a time last season when I thought he hated me – my St. Jude candle burned me and broke, and I lost my medal. So, what gives now? My friend theorizes that when I lost the first medal the sign was ominous, and that, perhaps, he reappeared again the day I decided to make a change and admit defeat because that is what was meant to happen. When I switched teams I considered all avenues of possibility for how I would meet this mystery man, including the possibility that the Coyotes were meant to pull me away from the Flyers, even if it was to lead me elsewhere in the long run. Again, I will discuss more about this on November 5th! I’m reluctant to interpret the signs now out of fear of misinterpretation. After all, you could also interpret these signs in Phoenix’s favour. So, I guess I will just have to wait and see what happens with the Coyotes and I over the next few games, though, now I’m slightly more troubled that there might be something to that horrible feeling I was having yesterday.

At 1:30 I cleared out of mass and my room was finally ready! I didn’t want to waste time having a nap, but I couldn’t fight the need any longer. I crashed until 5ish, and had dinner around 8 at Nobu in Tribeca. I ate my face off. I actually couldn’t believe how amazing their sushi actually was. My snow crab sushi was actually made with crab! And their dessert menu was incredible! I absolutely loved the beer praline parfait!

One of the most entertaining features was the two people sitting at the table next to me. At first they appeared to be on a business meeting. This woman was really doing an oversell on her “abilities.” It actually depressed me. I had a similar depressing moment the last time I was here. In the big city it seems that if you are a career woman, you’re dooming yourself to being a spinster. This woman was obviously successful and intelligent, and she was conventionally pretty, but she was in her forties, and only discussed how her relationships have all failed horribly. I felt bad for her, mostly because I wondered if I was going to be like her when I’m that age. I guess I wanted to believe that there are men out there that aren’t intimidated by brains, but I guess bimbos with fake tits are still the easy option.

Anyway, the prospective employer didn’t seem to be interested in what she was selling, until she said, “Maybe I can help you in some way as well.” Oh yeah, he has some way alright. After this guy had been talking about his wife and kids, he fully started putting the moves on this chick. He starts holding her hand across the table, then kisses her ON THE LIPS when he goes to the washroom, and more of the same. What’s wrong with this girl? Any combination of respect or pity I had for her flew out the window. This activity was making her noticeably uncomfortable, but she was going along with it like she was still living the dream that she wasn’t going to have to see her “friend” naked later on. So, what was this? Sleeping your way to the top, or just another doormat who never learned to say, “no” in her forty some odd years? Either way, I’m sure I smirked into my champagne cocktail more than a few times, and may or may not have muttered, “pig” under my breath. I can’t be sure, champagne gets to me pretty fast.

I was so full after my large meal that I was determined to hike all the way back from Tribeca and walk it off. Apparently, I was actually paying attention to where the cabbie was going on the way there. I gave up on the exercise mission about half way back because I was stricken with sudden fatigue again. I hailed a cab, and sprawled out as soon as I got back in my room. I couldn’t move, and ended up passing out until midnight!

OK, so to wrap this up, here is my weirdest anecdote from Day 1. I was walking around in the evening, and a white car pulls up just ahead of me. As I walk passed, I hear the car horn honk, and the driver had obviously said something, but I didn’t know what. I looked over, and the guy was JACKING IT! YES, jacking it! I know most people would be offended, disgusted, or creeped out, but I thought it was funny, and I actually laughed before I walked away. I hope he didn’t take my laughter the wrong way LOL!

Anyway, that does it for my first day in NYC! Don’t forget that tomorrow is game day at Madison Square Garden! If you’re looking for me, I’m not sitting bench side this time. I’m somewhere on the penalty box side in the Coyotes zone. Don’t forget to Tweet if you see me!

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