Psycho Lady Hockey » halloween http://www.psycholadyhockey.com Stalking a hockey rink near you. Oh my! Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:48:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Top 10 Tuesday: Hockey Halloween Costumes http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-hockey-halloween-costumes/ http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-hockey-halloween-costumes/#comments Mon, 31 Oct 2011 11:10:50 +0000 Psycho Lady http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/?p=1160 Somewhere on the Eastern shore of Japan Boo! Even though Halloween is practically over here in Japan, I know you kids over in NHL Land are just waking up to all the ghoulish fun that October 31st has to offer. So, in honour of this demonic day, I’ve thrown together (rather quickly, I might add) a special Halloween edition of Top 10 Tuesday for those of you that are in desperate need of some last minute costume ideas. Enjoy, and good luck! And for all you guys out there, I hope the chick dressed the sluttiest at your Halloween party gives you her digits (among other things)! Happy Halloween!!!

10. Mike Ricci After Spa

So fresh and so clean, clean…

9. Generic Puck Bunny

Re: Top Photo – Don’t judge me!

8. Commissioner Gary Bettman

Oooh spooky!

7. Scott Hartnell Playoff Edition

Be at your best, and hairiest all night long!

6. Dr. Jacques Plante

Phh-phh-phhh-phhhhhh….

5. Don Cherry on a Saturday

Now you, too, can dress like Grapes for Halloween without having to blow a million bucks on a ridiculous suit!

4. Mike Zigomanis and Jiri Tlusty at the SAME TIME.

Give it up for Amateur Night, ladies and gentlemen!

3. Random Flyers Fan

The Halloween costume that ensures you’ll weaken the bladder of all those you come in contact with.

2. Southern Market Hockey Wife and/or Girlfriend

What big paws you have…

1. Count Bobby Clarke

He vaaants to breaaaak your ankle mwah ha ha ha….

]]> http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-hockey-halloween-costumes/feed/ 0 Top 10 Tuesday: Ways to destroy a hockey wife or girlfriend. http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-ways-to-destroy-a-hockey-wife-or-girlfriend/ http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/top-10-tuesday-ways-to-destroy-a-hockey-wife-or-girlfriend/#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:00:01 +0000 Psycho Lady http://www.psycholadyhockey.com/?p=146 So, I wanted to do a special, and ultra disturbing Top 10 Tuesday in the spirit of Halloween. Unfortunately, I’ll be in New York City next week, so I had to move my Halloween entry up a week. This week lists all the ways that I have fantasized, I mean, just thought up right now, to dispose of the heinous bimbos that have attached themselves to our favourite hockey players like the lowly bottom feeding leeches that they are. I’m not a graphic artist, and I don’t have Photoshop, so you will have to deal with my crude Paint drawings! Anyway, I hope you are able to see the humour in this entry, and that you are not overly offended. The disclaimer can be found in my blog title (Psycho Lady). Happy Halloween!

10. Put the b**** on ice.

9. Bend “it” over.

8. Dismember “it” with a hockey skate.

7. Serve “it” for the pregame meal.

6. Bludgeon “it” to death with “its” boyfriend’s stick.

5. Give “it” a flu shot and watch “it” melt.

4. Use Voodoo magic to counter “its” sinister forces.

3. Stab “it” in the implants and see what comes out.

2. Process “it” into delicious hot dog meat. (Get it? ‘Cause “it’s” a sausage wallet?)

1. Push “it” in front of the team bus.

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