So, I wanted to do a special, and ultra disturbing Top 10 Tuesday in the spirit of Halloween. Unfortunately, I’ll be in New York City next week, so I had to move my Halloween entry up a week. This week lists all the ways that I have fantasized, I mean, just thought up right now, to dispose of the heinous bimbos that have attached themselves to our favourite hockey players like the lowly bottom feeding leeches that they are. I’m not a graphic artist, and I don’t have Photoshop, so you will have to deal with my crude Paint drawings! Anyway, I hope you are able to see the humour in this entry, and that you are not overly offended. The disclaimer can be found in my blog title (Psycho Lady). Happy Halloween!

10. Put the b**** on ice.

9. Bend “it” over.

8. Dismember “it” with a hockey skate.

7. Serve “it” for the pregame meal.

6. Bludgeon “it” to death with “its” boyfriend’s stick.

5. Give “it” a flu shot and watch “it” melt.

4. Use Voodoo magic to counter “its” sinister forces.

3. Stab “it” in the implants and see what comes out.

2. Process “it” into delicious hot dog meat. (Get it? ‘Cause “it’s” a sausage wallet?)

1. Push “it” in front of the team bus.