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Tag: Farewell Tour

Saturday, January 15th, 2011

Farewell Tour II (Day 5): Veteran! Sharks@Avs (Game 6)

Denver, CO Yessss! We finally made it to the end of my hockey excursions last season! I don’t know what got into me, but this is the first time I have ever not been timely with my trip logs. Anyway, my hockey fun ended with a fluke return trip to Colorado for Game 6 of the Sharks/Avs series. One of my Christmas presents last season was a North American flight, which I never used during the regular season. So, when I determined that I would be in Korea for the 2010-11 season (in theory), I decided to cash in and see some postseason action in LA and San Jose – two rinks I hadn’t visited yet despite seeing three games in Anaheim. By complete coincidence my flight on the way home from LAX had a thirteen hour layover in Denver, and Game 6 just happened to be scheduled for that very night!

Earlier in the season I had finally gone to the Pepsi Center for the very first time. I’m not really sure why, but seeing the Colorado Avalanche play on home ice was always a dream of mine. There was something about Denver that really appealed to me. I don’t know if it was the mountains, or the snow, or maybe my affinity for South Park, but Colorado just seemed like a great home for hockey. I was so excited to be there, but my joy would not last long. My whole experience was ruined between a combination of emotionally unstable douche baggery, and the fact that the person sitting next to me was a legitimate creepy stalker-level obsessed fan responsible for ridiculous things like a Twitter account about a certain hockey player’s body part (which I’ve noticed is now finally getting some recognition from the player himself – gross and completely fucked up on more than one level). It was just an overwhelming atmosphere of idiocy that made my blood boil to the point that I actually left before the third period started. It was the only game that I have ever wanted to leave early – and that includes a Leafs game that I stuck out despite the fact that I was running a really high fever!

It was like the universe was in the mood for justice during the second half of the season; dealing out the just desserts to those responsible for ruining my night the first time, and giving me a second chance to really experience hockey in Denver. I couldn’t have been more thrilled at the opportunity, and as it would turn out, I had to summon all of my skills as the Psycho of all hockey fans to ensure that I made it to the Pepsi Center in time for puck drop.

I knew it was going to be tight, but fate was at least working in my favour. My flight from LA didn’t get into Denver until 7:15PM, but luckily the Avs decided to schedule an 8PM start time, which they didn’t bother announcing until the day of or something if I’m not mistaken. As soon as I set foot in the airport, I basically hit the ground running. I ran all the way to the taxi stand, jumped in the first cab I saw, and had the driver take me to a nearby hotel as fast as he could. When I finally got to the hotel, I asked the driver to wait, so he could drive me downtown. I basically checked in, but kept my bag at the front desk for safe keeping, as there was no time to go up to my room – especially considering that the woman at the front desk was taking her dear sweet time with everything.

By the time I made it back to the cab it was already 7:35PM! The driver wasn’t confident that we would make it to the rink by 8PM, to which I said, “I’m not paying you to talk,” and fired a pistol into the floor of the cab. OK, so I didn’t say that, but I was thinking it, I didn’t want his Negative Nancy attitude ruining my chances of making it to the gate on time, especially when I knew all too well that it was a far drive. Magically, we pulled up the Pepsi Center at 7:50PM, somehow getting me there a sweet 10 minutes before puck drop for the low, low cost of $80! However, the battle was not yet won – I still had to make it to my seat!

I had used this new form of ticketing – FLASH SEATS. The whole concept was to eliminate the use of printed tickets, and so the credit card you use to purchase your ticket is also used to scan you in at the gates. The dumb thing is that once you scan your credit card, the arena employee hands you a print out telling you where your seat is. The “non-ticket” is printed on what appears to be wax paper, which is probably less environmentally friendly than the game tickets used everywhere else. Therefore I consider this whole concept to be a major FAIL. Plus, it added a lot of stress to the game experience because I wasn’t sure that my credit card was going to scan properly once I got there.

Once inside I ran like a crazy person up to my seats in the upper bowl – I didn’t have much of a choice in seating, it was playoffs after all. Somehow I managed to be sitting in my seat with 5 minutes to spare. I honestly didn’t think it was possible that I would be hearing the American national anthem being sung that night, but I’m happy I made it.

It was a solid game, but a heartbreaker for Avs fans. The San Jose Sharks knocked Colorado out of Stanley Cup contention that night. What was really interesting about the game was that I don’t think I’ve ever seen as many fights in the stands as I did in that game – and I’ve spent lots of time in Philadelphia, so that’s saying a lot! What’s even more interesting was that it was Avs on Avs violence, meaning the aggression wasn’t directed towards the Sharks fans in attendance. These fights were pretty vicious, too. In the section next to me, two entire rows were escorted out for getting into a huge brawl over spilt beer. Outside, after the game, I saw a guy nearly get his head bashed into a rock waiting in line at the taxi stand! Tempers were obviously running on high that night.

Back at my hotel I misbehaved and didn’t sleep nearly as much as I should have that night. My hockey adventures were over, and as far as I was concerned I wasn’t going to be seeing NHL hockey for more than a year if not longer. A month into my life in Korea, I decided that I would start doing monthly updates on Psycho Lady Hockey about what I was doing overseas as it did NOT pertain to hockey. In my first installment of A Life Without Hockey, I discussed all the possible scenarios that would result in my return to Hockey Land prematurely:

The only way I’m seeing NHL hockey next season is if something happens between now and May that sends me back to Canada earlier than expected. Here is a list of possible things that would send me back to North America prematurely:

1. Serious Illness.
2. A bigger financial contract.
3. A full blown war with North Korea.
4. Pregnancy.

Here’s hoping? Or not.

I just love all my crazy blog predictions! And I know what you’re thinking! I’m shocked that the reason I came home wasn’t pregnancy, too! However, I think this is a good thing because I don’t think the world is ready for mini Psychos quite yet!

Roll the credits…

This song just reminds me of my life in Korea.

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Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Farewell Tour II (Day 4): Give my regards to Miss California.

Los Angeles, CA It’s like I need a time machine to even attempt to finish off the posts from my Farewell Tour last season. We’re looking at a seven month delay here, but I figure it’s still worth finishing up. Unfortunately, the second last day of my air portion of my NHL Farewell Tour was an off day. Bear with me here.

I woke up fairly early the morning following my first Shark Tank experience. As much as I wanted to explore San Jose and/or San Fran, I decided to spend my last day in Cali back in Los Angeles. Even I am amazed that I managed to steer clear of all the IN-N-OUT Burgers. I had successfully made myself sick of its deliciousness. However, fast track four months to life in Korea, and the cravings set in once again.

It was dinner time when I arrived at my final destination. The hotel was unseasonably busy, and I should have read this as the terrible omen it was. The unholy lines in the parking lot were no match for the horrors that awaited me at the front desk. For a girl who had been on an unending stretch of highway between San Jose and Los Angeles, you can imagine that these offenses were far too much for my pregnant bladder to bear.

I blindly followed the golden toilet decals as they led me not to the bathrooms, but rather to the seventh layer of Hell. Two aged she-beasts were perched upon their authoritative stools with whore-pink mouths and damaged skin from years of sunless summer. The monsters from the abyss assessed me with their serpent eyes, and determined that I was far too unkempt to be served with their papers. Photos reminiscent of that little dead Ramsey girl cluttered the walls. It was becoming frighteningly clear what was going on.

I was suddenly surrounded by an overwhelming pack of sparkly pink, blue, and purple Hell hounds. Their fangs were drawn up in a demonic grin, as they fussed over one another with painted claws permanently locked in attack mode. They, too, gave me a thorough sizing up, as my lack of make up, hair spray, and tiara wasn’t an obvious enough sign that I was not to lose my soul that day. Eventually these heinous spokes models for premature aging cleared a path for my escape from the other side. I knew it was best to get to the safety of my room as quickly as possible, and flee to Orange County before the results were in. There’s no telling what would happen to the hotel occupants with a horde of scorned would-be Miss Californias running amuck.

I spent the evening at The Cannery in Newport Beach. A bad all-you-can-eat experience that winter ensured that I did not enjoy sushi that night. Everyone raves about it – not sure why. I still have problems with sushi to this day – good thing I moved to Asia. The dessert was incredible, though.

On my way home that night, I drove past the darkened windows of the Honda Center. The lights had already gone out for hockey fans in Anaheim for the summer. There is nothing sadder than an empty hockey arena, as it is a painful reminder of the long and boring offseason ahead. The building obviously had more symbolism for me that night, as I was about to embark upon a journey that would take me as far away from hockey as possible for a year or maybe even longer – like forever. I only had one NHL game left to experience, and in less than twenty-four hours this would all be over.

Roll the credits…

Give my regards to Miss California…

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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Farewell Tour II (Day 3): Game Day at the Shark Tank Avs@Sharks (Game 5)

San Jose, CA I was up and AT THEM!! bright and early on game day and bound for NorCal in my piece of shit rental car. Oh, did I forget to tell you why my rental was a piece of shit? Well, for some reason the MP3 player was @#$%ing up every time I tried to sync my iPod. Basically, it would only play four songs on my playlist and that’s it – and not even four GOOD songs! Anyway, I ended up having to drive with my earphones in (there is nothing that pisses me off more than getting stuck on an endless stretch of highway with a bad music selection), which I’m pretty sure is illegal, but a cop told me to do it, so there you go.

The drive was pretty decent. I made a mental note of all the exit numbers along the I-5 that had obvious IN-N-OUT Burgers. A couple animal styles, a shake, and a gigantic Dr. Pepper is the ONLY correct way to do a California roadie. Oh baby! I think I’m gaining weight just thinking about all this North American fast foodie goodness!

I pulled up to my hotel as Limp Bizkit’s Nookie came on my iPod. I’m not sure why I had that on my Best Ever playlist, but I distinctly remember singing, “Like a chump. Heyyyy. Like a chump. Heyyyyy” as I pulled off the highway and approached the hotel. It felt a lot hotter in San Jose than it did in LA, that’s for damn sure. It was a lot sunnier and nicer, too.

By the time I was settled in I had all of three hours to kill before heading over to the rink. Once I discovered that there was a Pink Berry in town, my mission was clear. I didn’t know that Pink Berry was a chain, I just thought it was a crazy amazing frozen yogurt place in Manhattan. Now that I have made this discovery, I will definitely be adding Pink Berry to my list of places to track down on all future hockey outings. Anyway, I had a massive serving topped with my fave – sliced kiwi. You wouldn’t think kiwi would be a good frozen yogurt flavour, but it’s SHIT HOT!

Over at the Shark Tank, I was blown away by the intensity of the fans who proudly wore their ORANGE playoff shirts despite the fact that they were, well, ORANGE! I have never been in such a loud building in my entire career of hockey wanderings. I’m not sure if the playoff atmosphere had any impact on the fan quality I was witnessing that night. I asked a few people if the fans were “like this” all the time, and they told me that they were. Craziness! I love their cheers, and the chomping shark jaw that they make with their arms during penalties, even if it does resemble an alligator more so than a shark!

It was probably my most enjoyable hockey experience in years! I was glad I got to see the Sharks come away with a 3-2 series lead, mostly so it would make the environment at Pepsi Center a little more hostile during Game 6! Yeah, I’m selfish. Oh, and a word to the wise if you are heading to San Jose in the 2010-11 NHL season: when they say “garlic fries” they mean “GARLIC fries.” Whew! Glad I didn’t have a hot date after the game, I was fresh out of Tic Tacs.

After the game, I went straight back to the hotel and crashed for the night. As much as I wanted to explore NorCal, I was planning to spend my last day in California back in the south with a friend I hadn’t seen since my early November Anaheim Ducks adventure. Sadly, the HP Pavilion would go down in the books as the 23rd active NHL facility that I have visited for an NHL game. I would leave for Korea with seven rinks unexplored and un-ravaged by the hurricane that is the Psycho Lady (eight if you count the new facility in Pittsburgh). So, in case you didn’t know, when I make my glorious return to the NHL, I’m coming for you! That’s right. Tampa, Atlanta, Carolina, Minnesota, Vancouver, Calgary, and Edmonton, I’m coming for you. I just want you to know, the Psycho Lady is coming.

Roll the credits…

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Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Farewell Tour II (Day 2): Game Day in Los Angeles Canucks@Kings (Game 4)


Los Angeles, CA These Farewell Tour posts are becoming the bane of my existence. I really love doing road blogs, but only when they are in a timely fashion. I have many fond memories of sitting in bed in various hotel rooms across the League and blogging about my daily adventures. However, when you’re on a tight schedule and traveling a lot, you tend to fall behind with keeping people abreast of what is going on with your life. And soon enough moving to Korea will keep you from telling the world what you did in California for nearly 3 months! The problem is that the memories aren’t as fresh as they were back in Cali, and I’m sure, as far as the readers are concerned, having to wait 3 months for the details of an uneventful trip is unlikely to be worth the wait. Oh well! They can’t all be trips to Nashville.

Think, Katrina, think! What happened during Game 4 of the first round match up between Vancouver and LA?!! Hmm… Well, if I recall correctly I started the day off with a little IN-N-OUT Burger. Well, obviously! I can go one day without it, but definitely not two if I’m in IN-N-OUT country. After my tummy was satisfied, I was off for a massage in Santa Monica. It was thoroughly satisfying. Blyn had the hook ups! There was a cute “surfer” boy there, too. But as I racked my brain to think of the perfect plan of attack, I suddenly remembered that I was in Los Angeles and that this tanned beach man-bunny was unlikely to want anything to do with me unless I was 20 lbs underweight and glowing orange. What an asshole!

Prior to the game, I thought a nice relaxing cruise along PCH (Pacific Coast Highway for those of you not familiar with my November trip to Cali) would be fun. I was also on the lookout for a birthday gift for mother. Yes, once again this season, I was away on a hockey trip during her birthday. After my nice and blissful afternoon, I had no time to clean up before puck drop at Staples Center. Try to picture a gross, blissed out Canadian stumbling around with flat hair (yeah…I somehow got massage oil in my hair), which was great considering I made an unexpected cameo on Kings Cast again that night. I refuse to watch the episode out of fear of discovering what I actually looked like. I’m sure it wasn’t pretty. However, I did get hit on while roaming around on the concourse, but the guy thought my Twitter blue shirt was green, so, you know, only the blind were appreciating me that night.

Game 4 versus the Canucks was by far one of the greatest hockey games I had seen in a long time. It was a high energy game, and the Vancouver fans had come out in droves! I was proud to be Canadian…well…sort of…I can’t really identify with that whole “WESTERN” Canada bit. The Kings fans were going crazy, too. They were probably the loudest fans I had come across since my January trip to The Madhouse in Chicago. Relax, San Jose! I hadn’t been to the Shark Tank yet. Speaking of fans, I was lucky enough to be sitting next to a very knowledgeable sports fan from LA who gave me the most valuable tip anyone has ever given me. He told me about ATDHE.net a live sports streaming website that pretty much saved my life in Korea during the 2010 Stanley Cup run! Thanks, buddy.

Waiting for my rental car after the game, some creepy guys kept asking to go home with me. What was this?! Did they build an institute for the blind within walking distance from Staples Center? Aim high, guys. Go for the girl that looks like she’s been hit by a bus. Anyway, once I was back in the safety of my hotel room (alone), it was time to hit the sheets. I had to be up early the next day to burn rubber Northbound for San Jose and Game 5 of the Sharks/Avalanche series. Luckily, in Colorado the night before, the series was evened to 2 games a piece, and the Psycho Lady in me decided to do something crazy. Upon discovering that Game 6 was scheduled to take place in Denver at the same time that I had a coincidental 13 hour layover in the Mile High City, I was on the Avs ticket site with credit card in hand.

Top Photo: The picture I took of Staples Center did not turn out (naturally) because, like I said, I took it. So, here’s the one I stole from Kings Cast! :D

Roll the credits…

My friend says this song reminds her of my NHL road trips…explain that one to me…

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Farewell Tour II (Day 1): My Life Up in the Air

Los Angeles, CA Alright, I’ve had a little fun with my Flyers and Bissonnette posts, so let’s get back to the Farewell Tour. After my return from Texas, I knew there was still a chance that I would be seeing some NHL hockey. I knew this because, for Christmas, my aunt gave me a North American flight as my gift, and I hadn’t cashed it in yet. In order to be as efficient as possible, and by that I mean use the flight to go to an arena that I hadn’t been to yet, I had two options. The first was to do the Southeast Division thing and try to check Tampa, Atlanta, and Carolina off my list before the end of the regular season. But there was what; one week left in the regular season? No thanks. I decided, instead, to gamble on the chance that some unchartered arenas would be hosting some playoff hockey in the post. By the time all was said and done, there were only three teams in the postseason that I hadn’t seen play on home ice: Vancouver, LA, and San Jose. I decided to go for the 2 for 1 special, and, so, I was off to California.

April 20th I was back at the airport and doing the thing that I loved most of all. Due to all the travelling that I have done for hockey in my life, I knew that I’d never be happy in what I was doing professionally unless I was flying from city to city on a weekly basis at the very least. I’m addicted to it. I love the feeling of blowing through a hockey town with that love ‘em and leave ‘em kind of attitude. I meet so many great people along the way, but I don’t have to be accountable to them. It’s the best of both worlds if you ask me, or at least if you asked me before I boarded my flight to LAX.

The best part about travelling with Air Canada is definitely the top notch movie selection. While I was browsing the titles in the New Releases section, the newest(?) George Clooney movie caught my eye. I had heard that Up in the Air was supposed to be good, Oscar nominated and all that glittery crap, so I decided to give it a go even though a romantic anything was the last thing I wanted to see.

But I have to say the movie spoke to me. It was like I was watching my life play out on the screen, and the message of the film was not lost on me. You might say that I had a bit of wake up call. For the last eight years of my life, experience was what was most important to me. I was always chasing that next great story. Truthfully, my life is full of a lot of drama and strange events. Some have even referred to me as the female equivalent of the Dos Equis guy. However, what dawned on me after watching this movie was that no matter how interesting a person is or how great their story is to tell, their greatness is irrelevant if they don’t have someone who will listen to their legends. What will I do when people stop reading this site? When my story becomes tedious and annoying, and people just lose interest? (It already has). The last thing I want to become is some 75 year old man sitting around the bar with a beer (not always) in hand, who tries desperately to intrigue hot 25 year olds into sleeping with him.

Perhaps this lesson came too late. I was leaving for Korea in only a matter of weeks trying to escape from the only people and lifestyle I knew. There was no going back now. But I have to admit that I’ve changed since I’ve been here. I’ve settled down a lot (is this what they call being dick whipped?) and my restlessness is no longer an authentic urge, but more like a mere recollection of a distant bad habit. What’s happening to me? I even find myself enjoying the odd chick flick (mostly because they are in English, but still!)I need to snap out of it!

Anyway, by the time my plane touched down in Los Angeles for the third time in the previous twelve months, I was a little shaken and even lost the will to track down an IN-N-OUT Burger that day. I did, however, make it out to Hermosa Beach that night to meet up with Blyn (perhaps you remember her from Mother Pucker’s Hotties of Hockey challenge) for drinks. I had a mere two ciders that night, and yet sometime in the wee hours of the morning, I was awoken from my slumber, and puking my guts out. A perfect start to my final NHL roadie.

Top Photo: Wearing the wacky tobaccy lei that they were handing out at the bar in Hermosa Beach *rolls eyes.*

Roll the credits…

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