Last week, I announced that I had created a fourth Twitter account in the wake of Sean Avery’s disappearance from the social media network. Frankly, I did this because I’m an opportunist (and how could I resist a chance at taking over his infamous sloppy seconds), but I have always been an advocate of both Sean Avery, and things of a controversial nature. I wouldn’t say I’m a super fan of #16, but that’s mostly because I don’t feel “star struck” around NHL players that are similar in age to me, or younger. It must have something to do with my junior hockey days.
Anyway, I wasn’t sure what to do with the account at first. I didn’t want to make a parody account either because if the NHL is going to come down on anyone for that, it’s going to be me. Luckily, no minions have been sent after me yet, but I always keep an eye on my hits from NHL Enterprises LOL! So, after giving the matter very little thought, I realized that the thing Sean Avery followers probably miss most of all is his TweetPhoto account, and the Bizarro Sean Avery Adventures were born! I’ve decided to post the inaugural collection of photos here, but keep watching the TweetPhotos at @seanaveryd0tcom for a more up to date selection. I would also recommend that you frequent SeanAvery.com for blogs and photos from the REAL Sean Avery. Enjoy!
Bizarro Sean Avery dressed in a traditional “China girl hat.” The locals called it that, not me.
Bizarro startles an unsuspecting tourist at the Palace Garden in Beijing.
BSA takes part in a traditional tea ceremony.
Standing where 10 000 eunuchs once did at the Forbidden City – creepy shit, I know.
Ohh Bizarro Sean is starting to get a little sun (Forbidden City).
Getting pumped to climb the Great Wall of China.
Umm…maybe not so much now…
BSA is rewarded for making it to a height of 1 km – great work!
Here’s my attempt at a disclaimer: @seanaveryd0tcom is not a parody Twitter account or an account intended to impersonate Sean Avery or his former Twitter account @seanaverydotcom. @seanaveryd0tcom and Psycho Lady Hockey are not in any way affiliated with Sean Avery, SeanAvery.com, or the New York Rangers.
