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Tag: A Life Without Hockey

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

A life without hockey (Month 6.5)

Sooo…yeah. As you probably already know, I made my great escape from South Korea nearly two weeks ago (in true Psycho fashion, I might add). Now that I’m back in the land of hockey and maple syrup, it is kind of embarrassing that I still have one post remaining in my Farewell Tour. I’ll get to it don’t worry.

You can probably guess that my last month and a half was probably not that exciting hence the fact that I decided to leave. The truth is I had been on the fence about leaving Korea since the end of August. The honeymoon period was far from over – if I ever had a honeymoon period in the first place. Korea is a great place for a westerner if you A) can’t get laid at home, B) like to party, and C) never want to grow up. It’s not like Korea is a must see country. In fact, tourist wise it offers very little. The one consolation is that it’s close to the Asian countries that you DO want to see. The party aspect was great, and the lifestyle was way too easy, but after a while I started to feel like I was stagnating professionally, and on top of that health issues were starting to surface.

The Korean labour board is great in a lot of ways, like if you work in Korea for an entire year you’ll be given an extra month’s pay as a bonus at the end. However, contracts really mean nothing, and as far as the well being of a westerner is concerned, most employers could really care less. My symptoms started to get worse, and I don’t know how many times I went to the hospital and was simply either laughed at or turned away because I wasn’t Korean. Finally, I went to my employer seeking a two week leave to go back to Canada to see my doctors and make sure that this whole thing wasn’t anything serious. They were very accommodating, and even tried to get me home sooner than later. However, while they were ironing out the details, I managed to find a specialist in Korea who was willing to see me, and then confirmed that my condition was potentially quite serious (I was once again laughed at while given this news). With this information I went back to my employer asking them to confirm my vacation dates because it was now more important than ever that I see my doctors to A) at least confirm the diagnosis, and B) develop a baseline for them to monitor until I came back permanently. I also, quite frankly, needed a vacation to relax after two months of worry and stress. My employer decided to change their mind and “flat out refused” my request on the grounds that if I’m sick then I just won’t bother coming back. Yeah, I’d just leave all my shit behind and not bother coming back for it.

What was maybe more hilarious was that they then started to act like my request for vacation (which was laid out in my contract) was to be regarded as some sort of paranoid, illogical conspiracy against the company to the point that one of the westerners, that I was clearly friends with, was warned not to make it look like he had given me any advice on the whole situation. What. The. Fuck?!

I had decided, in principle, not to resign. I wasn’t going to be forced to quit my job because the entire system is fucked up. But there was an obvious shift in the way I was being treated. Like suddenly I couldn’t be trusted because Korea ruined my health and I wanted to do something about it. In my personal life I had done everything possible to get better and reduce stress. I had been living like a hermit since the end of September – trying to avoid alcohol and smoke filled bars as much as possible, but the bitterness at work just kept mounting. I didn’t hate my job, but I didn’t love it either. The life was easy, but it wasn’t a question of COULD I finish the year in Korea, it became a question of SHOULD I. I started getting strange colds, and being a burning ball of hate every day is no way to reduce stress and get healthy.

It was literally a last minute decision to flee the country. It seemed like I was calling my family members every day trying to debate the decisions I could make in the matter. Obviously when I had told them the diagnosis, they wanted me to come home. I, on the other hand, didn’t want to leave because I viewed quitting as weakness, but I also saw staying as letting the bad people win. Finally, literally five days before what would become my great escape, my mother basically made the decision for me and booked me on a one way flight to Toronto, and there was no turning back. According to my contract, I had to give them a month’s notice if I was quitting. I gave them ten minutes. And that’s how I got myself banned from Korea.

Boys:

1.Messier
2. Bauer
3. Scotty (Bowman)
4. Ovi
5. Modano
6. Bure (Pavel)
7. Maurice (Richard)
8. Linden
9. Cherry
10. Simpson (Craig) [New]

Girls:

1. Darcy (Tucker)
2. Vezina
3. Quinn
4. Kovy
5. Souray
6. Bobby (Clarke)
7. Ricci [New]
8. Tie (Domi) [New]

Top Photo: Yes, my hair really was this awful colour!

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Friday, October 22nd, 2010

A life without hockey (Month 5)

It seems like I’ve come such a long way, but it’s a little disheartening to realize that I’m not even half way to the end of my year of NHL isolation. My fifth month in Korea had a lot of action. Within two days of each other I had seen both my first Asia League hockey game, and the country of Japan. I also encountered my first real dose of ridiculous high school, Jersey Shore type drama that could make last season look like a day at Disneyland. Oh wait…

My trip to Japan was not nearly as exciting as my trip to China. I can pretty much summarize it as terrible weather, gigantic hotel rooms, udon noodles, and a fat dolphin, which I named, The Fatty. Gofuckuverymuchie! Also, and maybe the worst thing of all, I finally experienced my first royal screwing over on account of “Engrish.” My resort claimed to be “clothing optional,” what they really meant was there was no formal dress code. Imagine my surprise when I was reading through the hotel manual and I see that I’m not permitted to dress in a manner that would distract or disturb the other guests. Well then! At least they had a nice, LEGITIMATE spa.

You already know all about my first Asia League experience, but you’re still waiting on the ending to my final road trip for the 09-10 season – oopsies! Why do I have a feeling this going to be an ongoing struggle? It’s a shame really because the last day of that trip in Denver was really quite epic. Oh yeah, and speaking of hockey, a little thing called the NHL season started up this month. My buddy, fellow Torontonian and Leafs fan extraordinaire, has allowed me to adopt his ritual for watching Leafs games in Korea. I will make a post on this later. However, no matter how much I beg to watch some of the other games, he claims that only Leafs games will be shown in his house. He’s been here for nearly 2 years. It’s nice to see the dedication to his team because it can get very difficult keeping tabs from overseas. As such a huge fan, I don’t know how he can stay away from Leafs Nation for multiple years. I tell ya, I couldn’t do it!

As for the aforementioned drama, I don’t really have much to say on that. However, maybe Carmen will fill you in later. Stay tuned for a post from her likely to be entitled, “Dear Old Man Balls…” It’s the new Dear John! Well, until next month….

Top Photo: My most overused word in Japan…

P.S. Yes, there were some more hockey names issued this month. Here’s the updated list:

Boys:

1.Messier
2. Bauer
3. Scotty (Bowman)
4. Ovi
5. Modano
6. Bure (Pavel)
7. Maurice (Richard)
8. Linden [New]
9. Cherry [New] (He’s gay and wanted a name to keep up with Bambi and, yes, Midnight Bambi!?!?!…dun…dun…dun! Read more about him at Canadian Psycho Worldwide!)

Girls:

1. Darcy (Tucker)
2. Vezina
3. Quinn
4. Kovy
5. Souray
6. Bobby (Clarke)

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Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

A life without hockey (Month 4)

As you can see, it has been a quiet month blog wise. My fourth month in Korea was full of a lot of ups and downs. All of a sudden I was bitten by the Korea bug, and I started to think that I was never coming home, or at least not for two years instead of just one. I’m sure part of this had to do with the fact that I started going to the beach a lot more. I don’t know why it took me so long to get there in the first place. The first four months really just flew by, and I hadn’t realized that the summer was practically over. Ulsan can be a bit of a black hole. You’re more than happy to just sleep in late and hang out with your friends at the same dirty bars Saturday after Saturday. I was almost starting to think that maybe I could be happy here, but then everything collapsed all at once.

Things aren’t as bad now as they were then – I’m actually about two weeks away from the fifth month mark as I’m writing this. I’m sure the fact that hockey season started in Korea five days after I hit four months had a lot to do with it, but I’ll talk more about that next when I discuss my first Korean hockey game. (Note: I almost wrote “ice hockey” there. I clearly have been away from home for too long!) Oh yeah, and I’m sure I’ll get around to finishing the posts from LAST season as well – my bad! Anyway, I was pretty miserable for a while. I went from thinking I could stay in Korea forever to searching for the next flight out of Incheon airport. Although there were “domestic” troubles and drama at the office, no issue seemed quite as devastating as the hair crisis of 2010. I knew Korean hair stylists wouldn’t be able to dye my hair properly! They can’t dye their own hair properly and my hair is just as dark as theirs! Luckily I’ve found a way to make it work, and, like Caps fans everywhere, I’m rocking the red…though, really, it’s more of an orange.


I also experienced my first loss in Korea. The sad thing about the foreigner community is that people are constantly coming and going. It can make relationships challenging, and I think people take a strange approach to dating, etc because of it. Although I’ve seen many people leave since I’ve been here, in my fourth month one of my friends went back to the other side of the world. It was the first time that I cared that someone was leaving, and I know that he is just the first of many that I will see get back on the boat while I’m still stranded here – sad face!

While the first four months went by really quickly, I have this dreadful feeling that the next eight months will not. I find myself thinking more and more if eight more months is really what I want. Luckily, now I have hockey to amuse me for a little while. Anyway, that’s all I really have to say right now. You can follow Canadian Psycho Worldwide for a better look at what goes on in the Korean Psycho universe. Until next time… stick on the ice, etc.

P.S. There are a few new hockey names this month! Here’s the updated list:

Boys:

1.Messier
2. Bauer
3. Scotty (Bowman)
4. Ovi
5. Modano
6. Bure (Pavel) [New]
7. Maurice (Richard) [New]

Girls:

1. Darcy (Tucker)
2. Vezina
3. Quinn
4. Kovy
5. Souray
6. Bobby (Clarke) [New]

Top Photo: Mr. Busan strutting his stuff on Haeundae Beach.

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Thursday, August 26th, 2010

A Life Without Hockey (Month 3)

안녕하세요! In this installment I will discuss how I have chosen to spend my third month in Korea by replacing hockey with public indecency and Chinese food. Give it a try if you’re experiencing severe offseason withdrawals… and even if you’re not – 아싸!

They say in three months you’ll know whether you love Korea or hate it. Truthfully, I find myself disliking my life here more and more. Not that I expected Korea to be a smellier (you know, squid on every street corner) version of North America, but culturally there are some things that are hard to live with every day especially if you are the type that is prone to over think pretty much everything. Although things are starting to change here, and I’m sure in ten years South Korea will be even more Americanized than it already is, men and women in Korea are not equals, not even on paper. I don’t want to go on a rant or anything, but I will say that I tend to look a little more closely at the other westerners here because of that – especially the men. I know a few guys here that were offered jobs just walking down the street, and, while such opportunities are rare anywhere, the fact that I know that this would never happen to me here BECAUSE I’m a woman irritates me in principle. Don’t get me wrong, I would say a large chunk of Koreans that are my age and younger are less traditional, but at the end of the day, I still live in place where men feel like they have the right to follow me home and try to break into my apartment because I’m Caucasian and therefore must be a Russian prostitute (not that those actions would be OK even if I was said Russian prostitute) –zhopa!

Anyway, as I mentioned last month, the wanderlust was starting to creep up on me again. Luckily, I had my first vacation period schedule at the end of July. Sadly, there’s no hockey anywhere but Australia at this time, and I wasn’t really into making the long trek down unda for a four night stint. China on the other hand was a much easier commute as Korea is essentially China’s dick anyway – geographically speaking.

If I had any advice for people traveling to the other side of the world, make sure you have a good two weeks to dedicate to China (at LEAST). And be prepared not to have any relaxation time during your stint. I would also advise not to go on a soju binge hours before your flight, but that’s another story. There is so much to do in China. I felt like I was on the go non-stop. My friend and I never slept in later than 7:30 in the morning. Considering that we normally start work at 3PM every day, and don’t often get up before noon, this made for some minor unpleasantness. Beijing was an interesting city. At times it felt like I was back home in Toronto, and at other times it felt like I was in Cuba. The Great Wall was definitely the highlight of the trip for me. It’s one of those places that you never think you’re going to experience for yourself, so even seeing it from a distance is really incredible. Oh, and make sure you dedicate a full day to JUST the Wall, and a full day to the Summer Palace.

The food in China was really great and dirt cheap as well, but it tastes a lot different than the stuff you’d get back home, and even the Chinese food we have here in Korea. The shopping was just as cheap. Make sure you visit the markets. If everyone took a trip to China once a year to do all their shopping, they would be A LOT richer! My friend was smart, she brought a big suitcase, I didn’t as I’m not much of a shopper, but let me tell you, I became one in China! If you’re the type that likes your designer stuff, you can get some of the best knock offs in the world there for next to nothing. I actually think these people steal the real things from the factories and resell them because making any money on them is worth it, as most people don’t make more than $800 a year, which is the tragic part of China. Even little babies know how to beg for money IN ENGLISH!

So I’m probably boring you with my China adventure. I’m sure what you really want to know about is the public indecency. Well, that’s pretty self-explanatory I would think. Some of the westerners have a saying that in Korea everyone will develop two addictions. The popular choices are drinking and smoking, but I’ve not been one for those two vices – even the drinking. Back home I’d never have more than a drink or two if I went out. The problem is that a drink or two of soju will just utterly fuck you up, it’s not even funny. So we all know that hockey is my first addiction, and if I’m not one for the drugs and alcohol, then all that’s left is…………………….. Quiet! It’s a REAL disease!

Before I sign off again, I’ve given a few more Korean kids some hockey inspired names this month. Here’s the updated list:

Boys:

1. Messier
2. Bauer
3. Scotty (Bowman)
4. Ovi [New]
5. Modano [New]

Girls:
1. Darcy (Tucker)
2. Vezina
3. Quinn [New]
4. Kovy [New]
5. Souray [New]

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Thursday, July 15th, 2010

A Life Without Hockey (part 2)

It’s almost hard to believe that I’ve been in Korea for two months already. Being away from hockey for this long has been fairly difficult, but I don’t think it’s fair for me to belly ache about it just yet. After all, we are all in the same boat right now, and by that I mean offseason Hell. I was lucky enough to get to three first round playoff games before I left, as I have been slowly recounting on here, but I really feel for the fans of the teams that didn’t make the post season, and have been doing nothing but playing with themselves since mid April.

Unfortunately, I think this installment of A Life Without Hockey will be just as boring as the last. Month 2 in Korea was more of the same; adapting to my new life on the other side of the world, and taking some down time from the chaos of eight years worth of hockey misadventures. What’s worse is that my camera broke on my birthday, and so I wasn’t able to take any pictures to document this past month. I’ve also been mildly concerned about my health. My body seems to react differently here. Like, for example, the other night I skinned my knee viciously on my mattress….somehow ahem……and it took days for the wound to even begin to heal! And let’s not forget that in my two months overseas, I am down 22 lbs! However, I’m sure that the majority of my medical concerns are borderline paranoia. I think after I went through the bizarre Korean physical the day after I arrived here, I decided it was not in my best interest to ever need medical assistance while I’m living in this country.

I’m sure things will start to pick up in Month 3. For starters, I’m going to China in two weeks, so stay tuned for that. I was told that hockey was pretty popular in China because of its proximity to Russia. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for hockey related stuff while I’m there. Also, while I was on the train to Busan earlier this week (visiting the Chinese consulate to apply for my VISA), I discovered a train route that claims to link up with the Trans-Siberian Railway. So, now I’m pretty much obsessed with the idea of getting to at least one KHL game this hockey season. I really hope I can make it; I’d love to see what the fans are like in the rival league.

In Korea people often want to have English names, so if you come across a Korean kid who has not been named, then they will ask you to bestow upon them the greatest name you can think of. Instead of going the standard Sally route, I decided to do our sport a great service and give these impressionable Korean children hockey names. Here’s my list so far:

Boys:

1. Messier
2. Bauer
3. Scotty (Bowman)

Girls:

1. Darcy (Tucker)
2. Vezina

I know, those are some bad ass names! And you’re welcome, National Hockey League, I’m growing the game one Korean child at a time!

Another highlight, as indicated by my top photo, was getting my first care package from my parents. They were sending back my camera. Damn you, Best Buy, and your shady warranties! You’ll recall I bought that camera while I was in Dallas in April. Anyway, my mom decided to stuff the box with sections of the Toronto Star, and in the sports section was a picture of Brian Burke’s Draft Day face! Burkie’s various facial expressions are some of things I was missing most about not being able to watch this season’s NHL Entry Draft on TV. As you can see I was a little too excited to get it; you know how I love my Dilves! Plus it didn’t hurt that there were several boxes of Cadbury Thins included in my big package!

Well that pretty much sums up my second month in Korea. Only ten months to go until I am free to reenter NHL land, but one question still remains… Ten months down the road, will I still want to come back?

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