A few days ago, Mother Pucker Hockey posted his Top 40 Hockey Hotties of Twitter, and I’m proud to say that our very own Psycho Bambi made it on to this list. Mother Pucker reminds us all, especially those prone to labeling women puck bunny solely based on the fact that they have the ability to turn heads, that hockey smarts and passion can and do go hand and hand with attractiveness. I talked about physical stereotypes surrounding puck bunnies in my post from last season, Hockey fan or puck bunny? The answer is skin deep. So, that’s my tie in to Puck Bunny Month for this entry, but now it’s time for the fun stuff. Let’s meet the Top 16 candidates for the Hockey Hotties Playoffs!
Group One
#1 amorousrocker
Site: http://amorouschick.blogspot.com/
Stats: The Presidents’ Trophy of Hockey Hotties was awarded to amorousrocker, an edgy hockey fan who has a unique voice in the blogosphere and a foul mouth to match, in a landslide vote. Love it! In what may be the biggest upset on the board in this first round, however, amorousrocker is trailing significantly to West Coast Leafs fan, Lauren_Belfoy!
#16 Lauren_Belfoy
Site: None
Stats: Many have predicted that Ms. Belfoy has this competition in the bag, and the first round is providing no evidence to the contrary. Lauren has been a featured blogger on NHL.com and, as one poster commented, she’s been quoted in the Wall Street Journal!
Group Two
#2 hulahoney
Site: http://tikibartv.ning.com/profile/hulahoney
Stats: In the two spot, we have hulahoney, another fan favourite who is going up against our fun loving blonde, Psycho_Bambi. These two are neck and neck in the polls, but I have a feeling beach babe, hula, will come out ahead in this one. Sorry, Bams.
#15 Psycho_Bambi
Site: You’re already here!
Stats: Representing the Psychotic Trio, as the Twitter community has dubbed us, Psycho_Bambi just barely squeezed herself into the playoffs. A lot of people assumed that big boobs were swaying the voters over hockey smarts/passion, but Bambi, who boasts an E cup bra, is currently trailing to hulahoney. There is still time for you to get your vote in for our girl (click here)! Mother Pucker Hockey’s first round of voting closes at Midnight MST!
Group Three
#3 alexgervasi
Site: None.
Stats: It’s easy to see how a Flyers fan would make it into the Top 3 in round one! Apart from being pretty and a member of one the craziest hockey communities in the NHL, alexgervasi is also in school to be a sports broadcaster!
#14 Tara_McCool
Site: None.
Stats: Unfortunately, for alexgervasi, she was matched up with real life sports broadcaster, Tara_McCool of Flames PPV in this first round battle of the blonde communications majors. Underdog, McCool, is currently dominating on the score sheet!
Group Four
#4 shaleshay
Site: http://www.shesallaboutsports.com/
Stats: Brunette, shaleshay, loves all sports, and has a similar personal philosophy as I do! She writes, “I base my work schedule around the NHL,” and you all know that this is a quality that we are very fond of here at Psycho Lady Hockey. She’s got my vote!
#13 alex_ruiz
Site: None.
Stats: Another broadcasting heavyweight, alex_ruiz, is well on her way to knocking shaleshay out of second round contention. Alex, of The Score Television Network fame, is also a favourite in the Twitter community. I see her using her TV and social media star power to take her to the finals in this tournament.
Group Five
#5 Phanatical
Site: None.
Stats: Phanatical is another Philly girl who has made it on to this list, so she’s got my vote based on that alone. She also seems to have a love of Hockey Canada, which is always great to see among fans in the States.
#12 ginevramicol
Site: None
Stats: In the underdog position of this battle, self-proclaimed, BAMF, ginevramicol, has left Phanatical behind to eat her dust. This shouldn’t really be a surprise, though. Ginevramicol has the support of her fellow crazy Blackhawks fans behind her. The Madhouse has definitely spoken in this round!
Group Six
#6 ilikebs
Site: http://www.bethalynstaples.com/
Stats: SoCal beauty, ilikebs, had an overwhelming amount of support from Mother Pucker readers in the round robin. However, her support seems to have disappeared in the playoffs, and she is currently trailing by a landslide to 4LeafCloverGirl. Come on, Pacific Division, get in here!
#11 4LeafCloverGirl
Site: http://www.bridgetmcguiresfillingstation
-blogspot.com/
Stats: As mentioned above, the blondie from St. Louis, 4LeafCloverGirl, has taken a commanding lead over sixth seed, ilikebs. I’m confident that 4LeafCloverGirl is secure in her current position, and can easily coast into the second round. However, anything can happen like in that Coyotes game that Bambi went to in Detroit last month!
Group Seven
#7 Blonde_Penguin
Site: None.
Stats: Blonde_Penguin is in a league of her own, and I think this fact will be enough to take her to the finals in an epic showdown against alex_ruiz. I think she will have some trouble against Lauren_Belfoy in the next round (assuming our Bambi pulls through), but if she prevails, I think she’ll be on easy street in the third.
#10 SarahPsyDeal (photo unavailable)
Site: Unknown
Stats: West coaster, SarahPsyDeal, had the misfortune of being pinned against Blonde_Penguin in the first round. All I can say to her is, “I’m sorry.”
Group Eight
#8 RangersGal
Site: None
Stats: The battle between eighth and ninth places is just as tight as the battle of the blondes with Psycho_Bambi and hulahoney. This one could go either way, and I’m excited to see who is going to come out on top!
#9 mandach
Site: None.
Stats: As of right now, ninth seed, mandach, has pulled ahead in this battle. Once again, it appears as though the crazy Hawks fans are trying to secure a victory for one of their own. Unfortunately, they have to get past the fans from Madison Square Garden first.
So, there you have it, the Top 16 Hotties of Hockey as nominated by Mother Pucker Hockey, and as voted by you! There are still a few hours left to get your votes in for Psycho_Bambi. And please, PLEASE, vote for her. She gets very pissy when people don’t think she’s the hottest woman alive, and, quite frankly, I don’t want to have to live with that for the next few days if she’s feeling that way! Click here to vote for our girl now!
I hope the Hotties of Hockey don’t mind that I’ve posted their pictures! If you do, fire me a message and I’ll take them down! Good luck!
Tags: hockey addicts, hockey fans, Mother Pucker Hockey, playoffs
Hey there!
I was checking my stats and saw that I was getting an insane amount of traffic from your blog and figured I’d come over and see how people were getting to me from you. Now I know.
Totally don’t mind that you posted my pic and thanks for the bump in traffic it gave me, lol.
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