Yay! Another weekly regular feature on Psycho Lady Hockey, who’s excited? Friday Fan Mail will be a weekly mock fan letter written to a member of the hockey community. It should be fun, or totally insane. Anyway, I was going to write a letter to Pierre McGuire this week, but in light of the Lapierre hit in San Jose last night, Bambi has begged me to let her write the inaugural (love?) letter this week. Not to fear, I have a feeling I will be writing several letters to McGuire over the lifespan of this new feature. Enjoy!
Take it away, Bambi!
Dear Stallion,
I’m not sure if you remember me, but we met for the first in Philadelphia during the playoffs a couple years ago. You kept coming over to the bench and doing that ballerina stretch mmmm! You were obviously trying to get my attention, and, well, you got it, big boy! Now I know you weren’t the only guy playing there who was trying to seduce me with the groin stretching that night, but I want you to know that I liked you the best WINK!
I heard about your four game suspension for that sexy hit on poor Scottie Nichol. You’ve been a baaaaaaaad boooooooooy! Don’t worry; I’ve been defending your honour to all of those self-righteous haters out there, *ahem* Ray Ferraro. I understand you. You’re the tall, dark, and mysterious type with so much underlying passion that you can’t possibly keep it under control all the time. You’re like a time bomb of manliness just waiting to explode – the clock just happened to run down in San Jose. It must be so hard for you to have to carry the burden of all this emotional turmoil all by yourself. I think I know a way to help you keep your passion under control…wink wink… What do ya say? You don’t have anything to do until March 13th anyway!
Sexily yours,
Xx Bambi
P.S. I’ve enclosed a picture of what our future son, Bax (Bambi + Max), will look like *trills.* Cute huh? He’s too precious to play hockey; I hope you don’t mind.
Tags: Bambi, Friday Fan Mail, hockey addicts, hockey fans, Hockey Players, Maxim Lapierre, puck bunnies
I was at the game and it was a really ugly hit. Lots of dirty plays and some very poor officiating last night. I never saw the Habs play that style of hockey. I was embarassed for them to play like that with so many talented players on their team. maybe I’m missing your point or your humor but I just can’t get behind intent to injure. there was more than one play that could have been interpreted that way like the”leg check” on Patrick Marleau.
Patricia….I’m not going to comment on dirty play, or anything related to the hit. I’m just going to say that I really, really hope that you realize this was a joke.
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