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July, 2010

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

A Life Without Hockey (part 2)

It’s almost hard to believe that I’ve been in Korea for two months already. Being away from hockey for this long has been fairly difficult, but I don’t think it’s fair for me to belly ache about it just yet. After all, we are all in the same boat right now, and by that I mean offseason Hell. I was lucky enough to get to three first round playoff games before I left, as I have been slowly recounting on here, but I really feel for the fans of the teams that didn’t make the post season, and have been doing nothing but playing with themselves since mid April.

Unfortunately, I think this installment of A Life Without Hockey will be just as boring as the last. Month 2 in Korea was more of the same; adapting to my new life on the other side of the world, and taking some down time from the chaos of eight years worth of hockey misadventures. What’s worse is that my camera broke on my birthday, and so I wasn’t able to take any pictures to document this past month. I’ve also been mildly concerned about my health. My body seems to react differently here. Like, for example, the other night I skinned my knee viciously on my mattress….somehow ahem……and it took days for the wound to even begin to heal! And let’s not forget that in my two months overseas, I am down 22 lbs! However, I’m sure that the majority of my medical concerns are borderline paranoia. I think after I went through the bizarre Korean physical the day after I arrived here, I decided it was not in my best interest to ever need medical assistance while I’m living in this country.

I’m sure things will start to pick up in Month 3. For starters, I’m going to China in two weeks, so stay tuned for that. I was told that hockey was pretty popular in China because of its proximity to Russia. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for hockey related stuff while I’m there. Also, while I was on the train to Busan earlier this week (visiting the Chinese consulate to apply for my VISA), I discovered a train route that claims to link up with the Trans-Siberian Railway. So, now I’m pretty much obsessed with the idea of getting to at least one KHL game this hockey season. I really hope I can make it; I’d love to see what the fans are like in the rival league.

In Korea people often want to have English names, so if you come across a Korean kid who has not been named, then they will ask you to bestow upon them the greatest name you can think of. Instead of going the standard Sally route, I decided to do our sport a great service and give these impressionable Korean children hockey names. Here’s my list so far:

Boys:

1. Messier
2. Bauer
3. Scotty (Bowman)

Girls:

1. Darcy (Tucker)
2. Vezina

I know, those are some bad ass names! And you’re welcome, National Hockey League, I’m growing the game one Korean child at a time!

Another highlight, as indicated by my top photo, was getting my first care package from my parents. They were sending back my camera. Damn you, Best Buy, and your shady warranties! You’ll recall I bought that camera while I was in Dallas in April. Anyway, my mom decided to stuff the box with sections of the Toronto Star, and in the sports section was a picture of Brian Burke’s Draft Day face! Burkie’s various facial expressions are some of things I was missing most about not being able to watch this season’s NHL Entry Draft on TV. As you can see I was a little too excited to get it; you know how I love my Dilves! Plus it didn’t hurt that there were several boxes of Cadbury Thins included in my big package!

Well that pretty much sums up my second month in Korea. Only ten months to go until I am free to reenter NHL land, but one question still remains… Ten months down the road, will I still want to come back?

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Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Top 10 Tuesday: Things I’ll miss about the National Hockey League.

Top 10 Tuesday is back! Well, maybe! Who knows how long I can keep this going while I’m in Korea. Anyway, I’ll keep this short. This week I thought I’d get back into the swing of things with a list of some of my favourite things around the National Hockey League that I will miss during my absence in 2010-11. Try and guess what next week’s list will be… Enjoy!

10. The frozen alcoholic drink wall at Joe Louis Arena

Jungle Juice, baby!

9. The Philadelphia Flyers dancing guy

The Flyers may not have a mascot, but they do have a big guy in an orange shirt!

8. The Air Canada Centre Platinum Club

You pay enough for the game; you deserve to be treated like royalty!

7. The national anthems at HSBC Arena (and the $5 CANADIAN beer)

Sorry Chi-town, but Buffalo salutes my homeland at EVERY home game. Picture: Post $5 Canadian beer.

6. Scotiabank Place poutine.

The arena is shit, but the food doesn’t have to be.

5. Don and Ron

I doubt I have to give an actual explanation for this one.

4. Hawks and Habs fans

The most attractive fan bases in the league period…the players aren’t so bad either…

3. Mellon Arena

It may be run down and the site of a drunken episode or two, but it’s still sad to think that none of us will get to see another Pens game at the Igloo.

2. Pierre McGuire’s sexually suggestive commentary

He’s a monster!

1. Getting around.

23 X’s on that map, and only 7 more to go. Until we meet again National Hockey League…

1a) Damien Cox

CRAP! Damien Cox was supposed to make this list! So I have to throw him the top spot subsection a). I love the guy! He makes reading the morning newspaper a little better each day!

Honourable Mention: Shit disturbing.

Couldn’t decide which pic to go with so I just gave it to Dougie hahahahaha!

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Friday, July 9th, 2010

Probert’s death reminds us that they don’t build hockey players like they used to.

Warning: You may find this entry inappropriate, but last time I checked you were searching for PsychoLadyHockey.com so…

Yes, it’s very sad business indeed that another member of the hockey community has fallen. Yadda, yadda, yadda [insert the other politically correct things that I’m supposed to say here]. But for the sake of time, I will not repeat the facts that you have likely read six or seven times by now regarding the colourful hockey career of Bob Probert. The untimely death of Bob Probert saddens me on an unusual level, and by that I mean not just because another hockey icon is no longer with us. His passing is a painful reminder that the legendary hockey beauty is becoming a thing of the past.

Probert had his ups and downs in his personal life, and had built up a name for himself as a bad ass both on and off the ice. Only a true beauty would be unable (for a period) to attend Canadian road games with his NHL club as a result of criminal indiscretions. Perhaps I’m of the old school mentality, but I miss the way hockey players used to be. You know, back when hockey players were the blue collar bunch of the professional sporting circuit (or at least still acted like it), and would get into all kinds of dirty scandals.

Of course I’m strictly referring to the types of scandals that one can be proud of. Not the scandals that our NHL “stars” get into today, which are more embarrassing than anything. I mean, come on! Really?! From ridiculous confrontations with taxi drivers in Buffalo to posing naked on a webcam in Toronto, today’s hockey players are nothing more than spoiled brats with internships at Vogue, and a relationship history of breast implants and sloppy seconds. It seems to me that hockey players today are more concerned with shopping, listening to girly music, and trying to be the hockey equivalent of David Beckham. And let me say this in a language that even today’s hockey star can understand, and by that I mean Paris Hilton speak, “That is so not hot!” (She says that right? Or something like that??)

Bring back the messy hockey vets that served jail time, and fought to be the last man standing without the safety of a bucket. Bring back the tough guys that proved night after night that they were working hard for the money. Down with the weakling forwards that get sidelined every season, and have to resort to dating pig-skanks and/or bragging about orgies on radio shows to try to prove to the world that they know how to play hockey. So pathetic! Where are the Paul Newmans (in Slap Shot) of the league? I think the game would benefit greatly if these players had a couple zeros knocked off of their salaries. But that’s just MY opinion. The only thing better than a nice ass is a bad ass!

Bob Probert
June 5 1965 – July 5 2010
NHL Beauty.

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Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Farewell Tour II (Day 2): Game Day in Los Angeles Canucks@Kings (Game 4)


Los Angeles, CA These Farewell Tour posts are becoming the bane of my existence. I really love doing road blogs, but only when they are in a timely fashion. I have many fond memories of sitting in bed in various hotel rooms across the League and blogging about my daily adventures. However, when you’re on a tight schedule and traveling a lot, you tend to fall behind with keeping people abreast of what is going on with your life. And soon enough moving to Korea will keep you from telling the world what you did in California for nearly 3 months! The problem is that the memories aren’t as fresh as they were back in Cali, and I’m sure, as far as the readers are concerned, having to wait 3 months for the details of an uneventful trip is unlikely to be worth the wait. Oh well! They can’t all be trips to Nashville.

Think, Katrina, think! What happened during Game 4 of the first round match up between Vancouver and LA?!! Hmm… Well, if I recall correctly I started the day off with a little IN-N-OUT Burger. Well, obviously! I can go one day without it, but definitely not two if I’m in IN-N-OUT country. After my tummy was satisfied, I was off for a massage in Santa Monica. It was thoroughly satisfying. Blyn had the hook ups! There was a cute “surfer” boy there, too. But as I racked my brain to think of the perfect plan of attack, I suddenly remembered that I was in Los Angeles and that this tanned beach man-bunny was unlikely to want anything to do with me unless I was 20 lbs underweight and glowing orange. What an asshole!

Prior to the game, I thought a nice relaxing cruise along PCH (Pacific Coast Highway for those of you not familiar with my November trip to Cali) would be fun. I was also on the lookout for a birthday gift for mother. Yes, once again this season, I was away on a hockey trip during her birthday. After my nice and blissful afternoon, I had no time to clean up before puck drop at Staples Center. Try to picture a gross, blissed out Canadian stumbling around with flat hair (yeah…I somehow got massage oil in my hair), which was great considering I made an unexpected cameo on Kings Cast again that night. I refuse to watch the episode out of fear of discovering what I actually looked like. I’m sure it wasn’t pretty. However, I did get hit on while roaming around on the concourse, but the guy thought my Twitter blue shirt was green, so, you know, only the blind were appreciating me that night.

Game 4 versus the Canucks was by far one of the greatest hockey games I had seen in a long time. It was a high energy game, and the Vancouver fans had come out in droves! I was proud to be Canadian…well…sort of…I can’t really identify with that whole “WESTERN” Canada bit. The Kings fans were going crazy, too. They were probably the loudest fans I had come across since my January trip to The Madhouse in Chicago. Relax, San Jose! I hadn’t been to the Shark Tank yet. Speaking of fans, I was lucky enough to be sitting next to a very knowledgeable sports fan from LA who gave me the most valuable tip anyone has ever given me. He told me about ATDHE.net a live sports streaming website that pretty much saved my life in Korea during the 2010 Stanley Cup run! Thanks, buddy.

Waiting for my rental car after the game, some creepy guys kept asking to go home with me. What was this?! Did they build an institute for the blind within walking distance from Staples Center? Aim high, guys. Go for the girl that looks like she’s been hit by a bus. Anyway, once I was back in the safety of my hotel room (alone), it was time to hit the sheets. I had to be up early the next day to burn rubber Northbound for San Jose and Game 5 of the Sharks/Avalanche series. Luckily, in Colorado the night before, the series was evened to 2 games a piece, and the Psycho Lady in me decided to do something crazy. Upon discovering that Game 6 was scheduled to take place in Denver at the same time that I had a coincidental 13 hour layover in the Mile High City, I was on the Avs ticket site with credit card in hand.

Top Photo: The picture I took of Staples Center did not turn out (naturally) because, like I said, I took it. So, here’s the one I stole from Kings Cast! :D

Roll the credits…

My friend says this song reminds her of my NHL road trips…explain that one to me…

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Farewell Tour II (Day 1): My Life Up in the Air

Los Angeles, CA Alright, I’ve had a little fun with my Flyers and Bissonnette posts, so let’s get back to the Farewell Tour. After my return from Texas, I knew there was still a chance that I would be seeing some NHL hockey. I knew this because, for Christmas, my aunt gave me a North American flight as my gift, and I hadn’t cashed it in yet. In order to be as efficient as possible, and by that I mean use the flight to go to an arena that I hadn’t been to yet, I had two options. The first was to do the Southeast Division thing and try to check Tampa, Atlanta, and Carolina off my list before the end of the regular season. But there was what; one week left in the regular season? No thanks. I decided, instead, to gamble on the chance that some unchartered arenas would be hosting some playoff hockey in the post. By the time all was said and done, there were only three teams in the postseason that I hadn’t seen play on home ice: Vancouver, LA, and San Jose. I decided to go for the 2 for 1 special, and, so, I was off to California.

April 20th I was back at the airport and doing the thing that I loved most of all. Due to all the travelling that I have done for hockey in my life, I knew that I’d never be happy in what I was doing professionally unless I was flying from city to city on a weekly basis at the very least. I’m addicted to it. I love the feeling of blowing through a hockey town with that love ‘em and leave ‘em kind of attitude. I meet so many great people along the way, but I don’t have to be accountable to them. It’s the best of both worlds if you ask me, or at least if you asked me before I boarded my flight to LAX.

The best part about travelling with Air Canada is definitely the top notch movie selection. While I was browsing the titles in the New Releases section, the newest(?) George Clooney movie caught my eye. I had heard that Up in the Air was supposed to be good, Oscar nominated and all that glittery crap, so I decided to give it a go even though a romantic anything was the last thing I wanted to see.

But I have to say the movie spoke to me. It was like I was watching my life play out on the screen, and the message of the film was not lost on me. You might say that I had a bit of wake up call. For the last eight years of my life, experience was what was most important to me. I was always chasing that next great story. Truthfully, my life is full of a lot of drama and strange events. Some have even referred to me as the female equivalent of the Dos Equis guy. However, what dawned on me after watching this movie was that no matter how interesting a person is or how great their story is to tell, their greatness is irrelevant if they don’t have someone who will listen to their legends. What will I do when people stop reading this site? When my story becomes tedious and annoying, and people just lose interest? (It already has). The last thing I want to become is some 75 year old man sitting around the bar with a beer (not always) in hand, who tries desperately to intrigue hot 25 year olds into sleeping with him.

Perhaps this lesson came too late. I was leaving for Korea in only a matter of weeks trying to escape from the only people and lifestyle I knew. There was no going back now. But I have to admit that I’ve changed since I’ve been here. I’ve settled down a lot (is this what they call being dick whipped?) and my restlessness is no longer an authentic urge, but more like a mere recollection of a distant bad habit. What’s happening to me? I even find myself enjoying the odd chick flick (mostly because they are in English, but still!)I need to snap out of it!

Anyway, by the time my plane touched down in Los Angeles for the third time in the previous twelve months, I was a little shaken and even lost the will to track down an IN-N-OUT Burger that day. I did, however, make it out to Hermosa Beach that night to meet up with Blyn (perhaps you remember her from Mother Pucker’s Hotties of Hockey challenge) for drinks. I had a mere two ciders that night, and yet sometime in the wee hours of the morning, I was awoken from my slumber, and puking my guts out. A perfect start to my final NHL roadie.

Top Photo: Wearing the wacky tobaccy lei that they were handing out at the bar in Hermosa Beach *rolls eyes.*

Roll the credits…

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    • NHL Rinks Stalked

      [47] Air Canada Centre
      [08] Wells Fargo Center
      [06] First Niagara Center
      [05] Scotiabank Place
      [05] Joe Louis Arena
      [04] Prudential Center
      [03] TD Banknorth Garden
      [03] Honda Center
      [02] Xcel Energy Center
      [02] Tampa Bay Times Forum
      [02] Pepsi Center
      [02] Nassau Coliseum
      [02] Bell Centre
      [01] Verizon Center
      [01] United Center
      [01] Staples Center
      [01] Scottrade Center
      [01] PNC Arena
      [01] Nationwide Arena
      [01] Madison Square Garden
      [01] Jobing.com Arena
      [01] HP Pavilion
      [01] CONSOL Energy Center
      [01] Bridgestone Arena
      [01] BankAtlantic Center
      [01] American Airlines Center
      [02] Mellon Arena*
      [01] Maple Leaf Gardens*
      *Indicates Inactive Facility

    • OHL Rinks Stalked

      [28] Kitchener Auditorium
      [10] Hershey Centre
      [09] Gatorade Complex
      [08] Sleeman Centre
      [03] John Labatt Centre
      [02] Powerade Centre
      [02] GM Centre
      [01] Yardmen Arena
      [01] WFCU Centre
      [01] RBC Centre
      [01] K-Rock Centre
      [01] J. Benson Cartage Centre
      [01] Bayshore Arena
      [01] Barrie Molson Centre
      [41] St. Michael's Arena*
      [01] London Ice House*
      *Indicates Inactive Facility

    • AHL Rinks Stalked

      [64] Ricoh Coliseum
      [08] Van Andel Arena
      [08] Copps Coliseum
      [05] Bradley Center
      [04] Quicken Loans Arena
      [02] Scope Arena
      [01] AT&T Center
      [01] Allstate Arena
      [01] Cincinnati Gardens*
      *Indicates Inactive Facility

    • Other Rinks Stalked

      [03] Yokohama Skate Center
      [02] Arena Zurich-Kloten
      [01] U of T Varisty Arena
      [01] Nikko Kirifuri Ice Arena
      [01] Anyang Sports Complex

    • Game Stats (League)

      [320] Total Games
      [109] NHL
      [109] OHL
      [094] AHL
      [005] ALIH
      [002] IIHF
      [001] OUA

    • Game Stats (Country)

      [320] Total Games
      [239] Canada
      [074] United States
      [004] Japan
      [002] Switzerland
      [001] South Korea

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