Over the nine months that Psycho Lady Hockey has been up and running, I have had thousands of Google hits from all over the world. After filtering through the standard searches for me, Sean Avery, and the Phoenix Coyotes’ wives, some of the more abstract keywords really make me laugh. This week’s Top 10 Tuesday lists some of my favourite Google searches that have led the unsuspecting Internet user to my precious blog. If any of these hits are from you, then you are to be commended on your tremendous web browsing skills, and you should feel proud that you made my list this week! Enjoy!
9. The world’s biggest tittiest.
Landing Page: All Star Games are the anti-Viagra.
Not here, buddy! I don’t have implants.
8. Old lady shakes finger at Flyers Penguins game.
Landing Page: Philadelphia (Days 1 & 2): Toronto is not a state!
This came up a few times. Did I somehow miss this during the game?
7. I have a bunny skin on my head.
Landing Page: Hockey fan or puck bunny? The answer is skin deep.
I’m happy for you…*clap clap*
6. What hockey players have you slept with?
Landing Page: Down the Rabbit Hole: Puck Bunny Quiz
Who was this person even asking? If they aren’t 30 goal scorers, why bother bragging?
5. Do the psychics say Balsillie gets the Coyotes?
Landing Page: May Archive
Well, I know what my psychics say about it, but I’m going to keep that to myself for now WINK!
4. How can I get lady for sex without money?
Landing Page: Will NOT have sex for carbs or money!
Hmm…even hand lotion costs money. Guess you’re screwed, and not in the way you’d like to be.
3. What to do about underage puck bunny?
Landing Page: Main Page.
My blog got a surprising amount of jail bait related Google hits. Guess online predators really do exist! P.S. Look how cute the bunny is!! He’s just small!
1. Why do hockey players have blue balls?
Landing Page: When your friends don’t like hockey…
Yes, I am the reason.